Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice

SANTA FE -- New Mexico has taken its fight against drunken driving to men's restrooms around the state.

The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.

The top of the devices feature the state DWI slogan -- "You drink, you drive, you lose."

Some Albuquerque bars installed the devices this week.

And the state Transportation Department plans to distribute them to Santa Fe bars and restaurants as well as establishments in Farmington, Gallup and Las Cruces.

The state spent $21 for each talking urinal cake for the pilot program but will ask bars and restaurants to pay for future orders if the idea catches on.

The cakes have enough battery power to last about three months.

Does being a politician cause a person to become a retard, or do you have to be a retard to get elected?

Piss on that!

How wasted do you have to be to think, "Hey, I'll invent a talking urinal cake."

How wasted do you have to be to listen to one?

Both.

True. Only a malformed person would undergo, no, savor the process of currying enough favor to win public orifice, but once in, the job will twist them so that they will never again be as good as they were. That's who's making all my important decisions. That's why I post drunk in the Lounge at a quarter to three.

"How wasted do you have to be to think, "Hey, I'll invent a talking urinal cake.""

so they're getting rid of the mint flavored ones?

The prowler proves you
can have yr cake
and anal rape, too.