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'Drunk' Aussie attacks shark
16/02/2007 12:10 - (SA)

Sydney - An Australian man attacked a shark with his bare hands after drinking copious amounts of vodka and deciding to turn the tables on one of nature's deadliest predators, it was reported on Friday.

The Australian Broadcasting Corporation reported that Phillip Kerkhof was the talk of his hometown at Louth Bay in South Australia after wrestling the bronze whaler shark from shallow water onto the local jetty.

Kerkhof became annoyed when the shark began chasing his squid lures and said he climbed down a ladder into the water and silently stalked the 1.3m predator.

"I just snuck up behind him and eventually I went for the big grab and I fluked it and got him," he said.

"He's just thrashing around in the water but then he was starting to turn around and try to bite me and I thought 'well, it's amazing what vodka does'."

Kerkhof emerged from the fray unscathed, although his jeans were ripped by the shark's razor-sharp teeth.

"It's not something I'd recommend to do. When I sobered up I thought about it and I said, 'I'm a bit of an idiot doing it'," he said.

G&C
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I'm a bit of an idiot doing it'


That's a bit of an understatement.
Crosby
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alanmoss
The conclusion to the story as reported elsewhere:

"But Mr Kerkhof didn't quite escape his drunken antics unscathed. His wife Christine explained: "As he was pulling his jeans back on, the shark got a bit aggressive on him and turned around and grabbed him on the jeans. He just about lost his 'good ones'."

Phil clarified that it was not his "private parts either" that his wife was referring to.

The couple have already had two meals from the shark and plan to use the rest in a weekend cook up for friends."
Wild Bill Turkey
Earthquake. Kewl.



Feel that one, Cros?
Louched Liver
When he feels like
he's not moving,
he figgers it's a
quake canceling
out his shakes.
Crosby
I blacked out right through it.
Louched Liver
As I said.
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