Two clowns shot dead at circus
BOGOTA (Reuters) - Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.
The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali Monday night and shot the clowns in front of an audience of 20 to 50 people, local police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Reuters. One of the clowns was killed instantly and the second died the next day in hospital.
"The killings had nothing to do with the show the victims were performing at the time of the incident," Henao said in a telephone interview. "We are investigating the motive."
With an entrance fee of under 50 U.S. cents, Circo del Sol de Cali attracts mostly poor Colombians. It pitched it tents in Cucuta, near the border with Venezuela, earlier this month.
"The clowns came out to give their show and then this guy came out shooting them," one audience member told local television. "It was terrible."
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Who said it wasn't Wogger?
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this guy came out shooting them
Abby's a guy???
Try 'n keep it under your hat. 
She's not proven otherwise.
On a 'cuz I really never
touched her cunt...
touched her cunt...
If she, indeed, has one.
Finally, the truth comes out.
Not that I don't have a cunt,
but that you never touched it.
Not that I don't have a cunt,
but that you never touched it.
And ha!
They're CLOWNS. That's motive enough for me.
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We are investigating the motive.
They're CLOWNS. That's motive enough for me.
Kill all clowns.
He has a personal issue with clowns, especially zombie clowns.
Midget clowns, here. 
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The first story starts when Dr. Hieronymous Alloy, still an inmate at Cade’s Island Maximum Security Prison, recognizes from a news report that a terrifying swamp monster is none other than his servant Legarto, who has reverted to a monstrous state. He sends a telegraph to Goon and Frankie, asking them to help. Along the way they also have to deal with a busload of zombie, midget clowns and discover a Goon story, “Satan’s Sodomy Baby”.
It’s the fucking Apocalypse.
Drink up.
It's a 3 ring
drink-opalypse.
drink-opalypse.
Wish I was the bling
master.
master.
I'm waiting to hear about the revenge drive-by. A tiny car rolls through a Colombian village, and when the windows roll down, 35 clowns with uzis blaze away at anybody walking the streets.
They would use smaller caliber weapons.
I like clowns. 'Specially at bar's in Seattle...
I love having my Shorty's
menus to look at on our
dining table.
And my Space Needle ticket
on the fridge. Best place in
Seattle to watch emergency
services convene on a fire
w/running commentary by
Loogie.
menus to look at on our
dining table.
And my Space Needle ticket
on the fridge. Best place in
Seattle to watch emergency
services convene on a fire
w/running commentary by
Loogie.
Yeah, in my line o' work (trash haulin') I seen a mess o' emergency services running around town like crazy....usaully the wrong way down one way streets and over curbs and around bums lying on the sidewalk. It can get pretty crazy.
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