I haven't got a chance to report my findings on my recent "trip" to Xit City™, Virgina. I flew in for one day on busyness and Mr. Prole was gracious enough to wait for me to complete my long assed day at the office... I was transported to their house in a large white vehicle that was apparently once owned by a prickish Electronica Artist who has ancestry ties to Squirmin' Felchdill.

They have a very nice old house in an older neighbourhood with hardwoody an' all the xits. Parently walking distance to some Nofucksville action. Will be a grate place for Pullin' a Prole-fest Xit City™. This is the first time I've drank Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ since JackFest™ cuz The Proles didn't have any sour beer. We drank good ole HG and then I got to try The Newest Jade Clone™ -- Nineteen NoOne against some real preban Pernod Fils. A few marks off? Um, no. Anyone who thinks that xit is close couldn't taste the felch if Jim Nabors sat on their face...

Thanks again for xaring, Mr. Prole and thank Mrs. Prole again. The homemade artichoke dip was The Bomb Xit™.

Oh, and it looks like I'm quitting my job this week. Thought I was gonna quit today, but more likely it will be tomorrow...

Will you please quit my job too? I can't afford to do it myself.

Sounds like wonderful time. I wish I could make it to xit city this summer. I enjoyed the Proles at Jackfest .

I'll be cooking naked again this year, Memorial day thru Labor day. Its fun, but it ties up the whole summer.

I'll make a donation so I'll at least be there in spirits.

I don't even want to quit this one, but suck is life...

It wuz a pleasure, the Prole house is always open. I hope your inner-view turned out well so you have a better job.


Too bad you can't make it Saucey (naked or not), donations are appreciated -- and will be needed. I'd consider cooking naked but I'd worry about burning the sausage.

One should always wear an apron,

specially when cooking naked.

I had the same experience in Texas, "thanks Eric". Not even close.

An' you prolly thought that Jack was spewin' xit this hole time...

Um, no.

'course the rectified recolored Jade isn't preban neither.

Quit my job today...don't have another one yet... Oh Snap!

I think this is the first time I ever wished I was you.

Good time to go into business for yourself.

Or come have a drink with a friend.

I'm real busy trying to find a new job, butt afterwards we xould...

My momma always " the time to look for a new job is while you still have one"
Butt she kept the same one all her life so. . .

My Dad said the same thing and worked at the same place for 30+ years. I'd go insane.

It's a good philosophy and it's worked for me on rare ocassion.

A good philosophy, yes. Working in the same place for 30 years, no thanks.

My Mom worked for an estate attorney for 40+ years, she was his only employee for most of that time, and she did all his work, he became very prestigious and filthy rich. When he died he had no heirs but a great nephew he'd never met. At the time of his death he left instructions for the estate to go on paying my Mom the $10 an hour she'd been making for another 12 months. He left 125 million to the grand nephew.

It took 14 months for her to clean up the mess and close out his business.
Luckily she had health insurance all along through my dad's work.

Scumbag bosses. I really hate the job scene but unfortunatley I haven't been able to support myself without a job.

I've supported myself since I was sixteen.
My mom was happy about the situation, she needed the job, he needed the help.