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TheGreenOne
Devilish Plot
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Utah County GOP delegate links illegal immigration to Satan

The devil is sticking his pitchfork into the nation's immigration politics.

At least that's what one of Utah County's Republican delegates thinks.

Don Larsen, a district chairman, has submitted a resolution equating illegal immigration to "Satan's plan to destroy the U.S. by stealth invasion" for debate at Saturday's Utah County Republican Party Convention.

Referring to a plan by the devil for a "New World Order ... as predicted in the Scriptures," the resolution calls for the Utah County Republican Party to support "closing the national borders to illegal immigration to prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion."

In part, the resolution states, "There are ways to destroy a nation other than with bombs or bullets. The mostly quiet and unspectacular invasion of illegal immigrants does not focus the attention of the nation the way open warfare does but is all the more insidious for its stealth and innocuousness."

Larsen did not immediately return Deseret Morning News phone calls for comment.

"I don't think you'd find very many Republicans to suggest that the devil is involved in the immigration issue," said Senate Majority Leader Curt Bramble, R-Provo, who is serving as convention chairman. "I don't think you'll find much support for that sentiment."
Louchelooker
Hmmm, could it be...

SATAN!
Crosby
He might be right, which is why I’ve always been in favor of closing our border with Canada.
sixela
Yeah, but you want to close that border to stop *e*migration, not immigration.
Crosby
Um, no. More room for me and less traffic. But you don't value those kinds of things.
sixela
And less work?
Bognoz
Closed borders can't stop
the anal rape prowler.
absinthist
He is She, He is Satan, and then after some time, he will be just jmfranc.
Bognoz
Bend over when you speak
in the presence of the grate
anal rape prowler.
absinthist
Split personality, Buggy? I like Anal Rape Prowler betterer; he never posts.
Bognoz
All his posts are buried
deep in the back alley.
absinthist
Anal Rape of the Anal Rape Prowler!
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