My dank-addled brother and his half-wit baby momma reproduced.

So I made them some stuff.

They might have preferred booze money.

But I figured hand-made was more special.

I guess I am just old-fashioned at heart.

I sure hope I helped little Nephew get off to a good start.

I thought I'd share the cheer.

Those are fucking AWESOME!
Any adult sizes?

Especially the Royal Flush.

Thanks, man.
Liver helped with the design on the mudflap chick.
He gave good advice about omitting the "Ass, grass, or gas..." motto.



I hadn't considered it before, but you might look pretty snappy in one o' them dhotis.

Acid, booze and ass
Needles, guns and grass,
Lots of laughs, lots of laughs

Joni Mitchell

Pulling up this thread, I keep getting the message "A Runtime Error has occurred. Do you wish to Debug?" Make of that what you will.

The safe bet, blame Jack.

It's a literary high.
It's a Kafka high.
You feel like a bug.

Indeed™!

I could use one of those bibs.

Handier than a drinking tiara.

True Dat. Could embroider the tiara on the bib.

A powerful talisman and prophylaxis against spillage.

Tall ass man?

Dat'd be moi.

I thought I was the only one who had a drinking tiara!!!!

You should be.

Excitable.