Nutin wrong wit ownin gunz.

...™

What a bunch of fucktards.

Ah, America.

I think they live in my neighborhood.

I'm pretty sure you are right.

Got a skirt w/a
different target
on it other than
the "Insert Dick
Here"?

Alright....alright. You can have your damn skirt back. I only borrowed it for a little while.

Um, no.

Mine said "lips".

Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester

Friday , July 06, 2007
MELBOURNE, Australia —
A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer — condom tester.

Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.
While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.
"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.
"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.
Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.
How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.
No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.

I could do that!





I'd like a job where I could use my head.

I guess you're saying that
because you're on the
wrong end of the barrel.

How about the latest in Childcare Solutions?

You still wear patchouli?

Nah, these days it is Armani Code.


Still have a fondness for those old patchouli days though.

Drat, I can't pick on you about that (since that's what I wear).

Well, at least not
about that, then.

Dinky, you're such a big girl. You wanna borrow my hair gel too? I use Paul Mitchell Gloss Drops.

So does Jack.

Butt look at the xoes he wear.

...™

What kind of websites you subscribed???
Not only porn I guess.

That picture is from LCLF'05.

Not that I remember the actual party.

Isn't that the aspiring trashman who was shadowing Loogie?

You misspelled-
"ass pirating".

A man killed a deer and took it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decided that they wouldn't tell the kids the kind of
meat it is, but give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what was the meat on their plates, so they
begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes".

The little girl screamed, "Don't eat it, it's a ‘fucking asshole’!"

Heh-heh.

Yeah, I got a chuckle out of that one too.

I booked a trip.
Anyone else?

http://www.midlifecrisisretreat.com/

I started
chucklin'
@ the url.

From the in box:

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me,
and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is
to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the
same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Glad I don't
have an office
job, or I'd read
this xit.

I'm not even married but laughed at every one.

It's only funny 'cause it's true.

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

and I asked for a sign . . .

. . .

. . .

They claim big bux but for all the work --


it's just a drop in the bucket.

I like the "more time to drink" one.

'cept for the buttwiper part.

Well yeah...

More Fun with Crocs

Headache