Looks like News worth celebrating.

According to Oxy:

1. Absinthes with less than 10mg/l thujone are now potentially legal in the US.
2. Two others (apart from Lucid) have already been approved, and dozens will follow in due course.
3. There's no reason at all to assume that Lucid has signifcantly less than 10mg/l, and neither Ted nor the manufacturers have made any claims to this effect.
4. Effectively, the US regulations are being brought in line with the EU standards. This has been done by administrative fiat (based - to simplify - on an expanded definition of "margin of error" when it comes to thujone testing), not legislation, but the effect will be the same.
5. I'd expect something similar to happen with the 35mg/l "bitters" category at some stage in the future.

Grate.
Now how do I cash in on this...?

My liver and my wallet are having a disagreement about whether or not this is good news.

All we gotta do now is open a distillery and start making "A'merkin Absinthe".

Your wallet and I agree.

Actual keywords
other than
"anal rape".

Bitter.

Oxycodone.

liver

disagreement

Two first points got realized: Lucid™, Mansinthe™, Kubler (if modified) on its way. Are ya all happy enough?

Kübler, or Kuebler if you must.

Oh Joy!

Never figured out how to make umlauts, so be helpful and guide. I was using always Ctrl+Shift+; but it did not work.

Alt 0252 = ü

Oscar, your avatar gives me some ideas for Tits.

This works as well = ¨

That really frightens me.

Word.