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madeleine
And the cost of the stamp is included in the price! Such a deal!
sixela
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jan 24 2004, 09:54 PM)
Proof positive that the buyer is a fool?

One of the reasons Kallisti removed these absinthe "recipes" from her site (which she kept stored for their "educational" SKULLE02.gif purposes) was that they started to be sold on ebay (though apparently, nobody had the gall to just mail a URL to a buyer).
sixela
QUOTE(madeleine @ Jan 24 2004, 10:53 PM)
And the cost of the stamp is included in the price! Such a deal!

Darn! I didn't know you had to affix a stamp to all those e-mails.

*Blush* oooh -- I must've cost all those people a fortune.
Absinthe_1900
QUOTE(Crosby @ Jan 20 2004, 10:50 PM)

It's up to 120 euros, I hope they know what they are doing.
DGLeadbetter
An antique cake server can fetch a tidy sum on the secondary market.

DG
Absinthe_1900
I'll sell you one for $100.00 right now.
DGLeadbetter
I guess that would mean I could have my cake and eat it, too.

DG
Crosby
Kinda cool lookin' though:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...2&category=3269
Crosby
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...6&category=3269

"Polish it up and order a bottle -you've got a fun night on your hands!" basher.gif
Rimbaud
Fucking retards.
greeneyes
Whatever blows your skirt up, Rimmy, old chap.
DGLeadbetter
That reminds me .... when I was a kid we used to charge a quarter for epileptic rides.

DG
greeneyes
Damn inflation.
Rimbaud
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Feb 17 2004, 06:59 PM)
Whatever blows your skirt up, Rimmy, old chap.

...
greeneyes
Ow.

Munch-ey Business.
A.B. Normal
More from the Empty Bottle Brigade (and this time, he's sexing it up a bit):

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...69&category=369

This guy keeps popping up. And he's in Scottsdale. I'm getting very tempted to find him and crack my empties over his head.
Lord Stanley
Probably better to crack the empties over the heads of people buying these bottles. Or better yet, show up at their door and sell them your empties.
Sponge Bob
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  And, it's even got lesbians on the label!


Of all the words in the english language, that has got to be one of the most ridiculous.

It sounds like something that sits on your plate next to the cornbread.

You can't have any desert till you finish your lesbians.


I wonder how many people would buy the bottle with real lesbians on the label.
A.B. Normal
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Yeah, didn't the Good Dr. Lecter say something about eating someone's liver with some lesbians and a nice bottle of chianti?
Sponge Bob
I think Lecter and Liver had some chianti while the lesbians ate each other.
Le Gimp
I wonder if I should put one of my original Absinthe Rifles on e-bay. .. Oh, yea, no firearms. Oh, well.
DGLeadbetter
Like I always say about lesbians, "If you can't join 'em, lick 'em."

DG
perruche_verte
"Of all the words in the english language, that has got to be one of the most ridiculous."

Fanciful, perhaps, and there is a bit of cultural appropriation about it too. I have always wondered how the inhabitants of the Greek island of Lesbos, who are properly called Lesbians, feel about this English term.

The men of Lesbos are the only true male Lesbians. They probably don't think they're "trapped in men's bodies", either.

I understand Lesbos itself is a popular lesbian tourist destination.
greeneyes
I've wondered about that, too.
And, would the male Lesbians even consider purchasing something called a Trojan?
CelticGent
more importantly, why would i use a ramses as birth control when he had over 100 children?
GreenSpark
fish.sml Mmm...Czeckerland Filterated Czeckerland Xit Strong

Well Maxim did say:

Effect: This is definitely the shit—and it tastes like it. We became heavily animated after a glass and discussed the torturous contradiction: The most powerful absinthe has the worst flavor, by far.
Taste: More foul than piss from a leprous cat. Dose it with plenty of sugar.
Overall rating: four hacked-off ears


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PS: The bottle sold for over $100 US blink.gif
Absinthe_1900
I like the the ad copy showing a flame, then underneath saying "Non Smoking Home".
Crosby
In case you need to srain your OJ:

http://cgi.ebay.fr/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIt...4&category=3269
greeneyes
Isn't that how you get a hernia?
DGLeadbetter
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The bottle sold for over $100 US


With the way the pound is stacking up against the dollar, I just paid $106 for a bottle of La Fee. Well, at least I get a free T-shirt outta the deal.

DG
CelticGent
the Princess of Paranoia would be proud.
Crosby
What a crock o'shite:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4&category=3269

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Absinthe_1900
Funny looking buchon stuck in that toppette........what's with the glasses?
DGLeadbetter
I think they were made for an Ice Cream Sundae.

DG
Crosby
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...8&category=3269

I don't know what it is.
DGLeadbetter
wtf.sml

It's way too short for an absinthe spoon ... maybe some sort of stirrer?

DG
Louched Liver
It's a gaudy, ugly, little piece of xit.
Crosby
That's no way to talk about DG.
Louched Liver
I said "little".
Crosby
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DGLeadbetter
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DG
Louched Liver
Easy girl.
I know, you are just big boned.
Especially in your head.
Absinthe_1900
Where Jabi & Rols, and a few others get their eBay glasses.
They also have the swirl & perigord glasses.
Absinthe_1900
More from La Rochere..........don't let yourself get "ebayed" choke.gif
Crosby
Sixer's son might have fun with this:

Absinthe Truck
Le Gimp
So Tea Strainers are now Absinthe Spoons.

Dumb fucks.
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