This post has been edited by HiramToday, 02:18 PM

She's big enuff...

Does she gulp?

Looks like she uses it as skin moisturizer.

You should try that.

It'll soak into
the sock.

Oh, you were yakkin'
@ the broad.

Workin' on yer Internet
predatatin'?

Or he was tellin' me I'm wrinkly.

Well, Dinky did call you grandma.

Wrinkly? no

Predation? More like.

Thanks for that reminder, Cros. I think it is his reference for any girl past puberty. Now where did I put my damn cane?

Caning has been forbidden for quite some time, you know - even in the UK.

Well, in the UK it is forbidden as a punsihment . . .

So has state sponsored torture.

Are you saying something about Nymph's occupation during her free time and trips to Guantanamo Bay?

Cane -er
or Cane-ee
?

Take a wild guess.

What is the traditional role of teachers in those sorts of role plays?

The cane is used for support.

And to wack you fuckers if one of you gets too close to me.

Well, Dinky's got his answer.

Although, given the interest he was showing in the matter, you might have to promise not to cane him if he comes too close.

Grandma's always lashing out at us whippersnappers with her cane.

It's a good the the arthritis slows her down.

Careful, sonny. I use the false teeth as a projectile.

Dinky too close to
cumming?

A whack would
back the ejac up.

A true story:

CG was having problems with premature ejaculation so decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself".
That same day CG went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting.
As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. CG moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, he went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
CG answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my mail man came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"

"Dinky" is NOT
abbreviated-
CG.

Just one goddamm picture. Grate.

And she's o.k. but with all those moles on her chest you could play connect the dots with jiz and cum up with a cool picture.

True.
but since no woman is crazy enough to marry my ass, the story wouldn't work.

How 'bout this one.

Later on in Life, after alcoholism and geezerdom set in, the Liver retired to a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis had died. Nurse Jones, realizing Liver was old and forgetful decided to play along with him.
"It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Liver was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
Nurse Jones saw him and said, "L.L., I thought you told me your penis died?"
"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"

What about this one?

Here's the one I use now-
"What's it like out?"

"Nice, I think I'll leave it out all day."

Don't give up hope, I'm sure there's sombody out there for you.

...™

Even for Abby:

Too young.

Who'da thought I'd
turned Wogger's
mind and soul onto
the upside of those
w/more clicks on the
odo?

While I'm sure you'd like to take credit,
it's merely a response to my environment.

Um, yeah, right...

File size, Smuttty, file size.

Good luck w/that.

To him, size matters.

Hey, Stooges,
how much room
is left on the
site?

Dunno.

It's in the Admin CP.

Sorry... gotta dust off photoshop

At least, they are healthy and go to the loo; hopefully, you are not going to show the other things they are also supposed to do there? (especially as far as the zonked out one is considered).

I swear those were the least "nasty" pics smutty's ever posted.
No semen encrusted faces
No feces
barely any pee.

Mebbe he's growing out of it?

There's hope.

Um, no.