stupid fucking bored is braked or some shit.

just wanted to say that i hated all you cunts

before i went back under my bridge.

cheers, douchebags

Who's this pee pee?

a big fat hairy ghost.

You miss us CG, please don't go too far and make us regular visits.

He's so fuckin' fat,
he can't go too far
because the Earth
isn't that big.

with friends like liver,

who needs friends?

Hey! I used to know a gut named CeeGee, he was funny.
How you doin' stranger?

"Gut" was an
appropriate slip up.

Unintentional butt.

Freudian slip?

howdy Jirk!

i hate you all.

it's been grate.

see you next year.

He must have seen his shadow and decided to hibernate for another year:)

Well, our little ray of fucking sunshine returns and I miss it.

How odd, his wife said the same thing about him after he stopped drinking.

Um, no.
She said-
"She'd wished
she'd missed it."

Is it any coincidence that the first post in this thread was the last one I read before my key to the Lounge broke?

Your key didn't break, we changed the lock.

Fuckers.

2 Stooges=
2/3 working Lounge.

Aw C'mon. You know this place works on the honor system. Just leave your money on the bar.
When one of us makes it back to consciousness we'll put the dough in the drawer.