Good to see!

Everybody here is a prick, regardless of their gender. I'm a hungover one...

yeah man that is totally the bomb to know there are more chicks than dicks here!

What Porkio said.

DUDE RIGHT ON!

Well, you certainly don't have to brag about your size.

DG

I TRY not to be a prick, but sometimes I just can't help myself.

I'm not necessarly a prick, but I am a flying asshole according to my wife.

She is a good judge of character.

According to my wife, I am more of the fucking asshole variety.

Le Gimp,you seem downright gentlemanly.But
perhaps it is the absinthe speaking.Or the store brand beer.

Does your wife also drink the green? If not,perhaps after a glass or two
she would become aware of the kinder,gentler Gimpy.

It is easier to be nasty to people you can't see,but it seems like most
here are just playing "prick"(insert bad puns here.)

I'm sure most here are upstanding citizens who drink a glass of milk a day,
sing the national anthem during ball games,and wash behind their ears.

I do'nt know about the wives out there.Does marriage turn all women
into shrieking flying monkeys?How many days/months/years does it take?
Do the fangs and wings sprout gradually, or is it an overnight thing?Can
mad monkey women still cook, or have all the husbands out there resorted
to microwaved Hungry Man dinners?


F.T.C.A-Fangs(usually) out only as show,and no wingbuds.

I turn into an asshole when I'm making dinner and my blood sugar gets low about time to put dinner on the table.

I don't want anyone in the kitchen getting in my way. I become very irrate and should watch what I do and say.

Heheh, there might be more Chicks than Pricks...
but according to some of the theories, some of those chicks might have pricks.

Piques your interest?

HELLCAT

Chicks RULE!!!!!!! Dogs drool!!!!! Cats RULE!!!!

Wanna form a hockey team? CHICKS ON Filterated Czeckerland Xit!!!!!!! We can
beat the boys!!! - THE GREEN MEANIES.





FeelThisCatAss-Real chick(no shots needed.)

Make it field hockey,
and be sure to invite Festus,
who plays ice hockey.

Le Gimp(I like to write this instead of Gimpy.It sounds more befitting of
a great chef-French and all that.)

You just sound like a true great chef-Territorial and arrrogant.

I do'nt see why your wife is complaining.She has a husband that
cooks!! And not just mac n cheese with hot dogs.

Or maybe you do cook La Weenie En La Pasta La Fromage(Go ahead and laugh and
point.I already am ) I bet you add fresh herbs and a splash of wine.

Recipe for mac n cheese out-of-the-box(cheating a little).List this under
semi-poverty recipes.

1 box mac n cheese.Prepare with 1 tablespoon extra margerine.
Store brand powdered parmesan cheese-1/4 cup.
Store brand charp cheddar cheese-3/4 cup sliced into
1/2 inch squares.
1 tablespoon *real* dijon mustard.

Cook mac n cheese per directions.
Stir in parmesan cheese until it is not completely dry and powdery.
Toss in cheddar cheese and only stir until it is gooey .Do not stir
until competely melted.
Stir in mustard.

Cut a piece of cheddar cheese from the block.Dip it in the mustard.
Eat while placing mac n cheese on cheap plastic plate bought at Target.
Say mmmmmmmmmm.Eat a spoonful of mustard straight from the jar.
Say Woweeeeeee!

Enjoy your meal!

Sure.Field hockey.We played that in Jr.High..I think I can remember the details despite the overwhelming trauma...

Maybe we can divide into teams at L.F West(If you and Rimbaud are'nt completey pissed at me and I am invited.Insecurity attack!And nothing green to help
me through it. -I said Green!)If you play without me,I'll scratch your eyes out.

If I get to go,should I bring my own stick?I can get my grandpa to
make one in his woodshop.(They might confiscate it at the airport, though.A possible weapon.)

My mom can sew;maybe she can make the uniforms.

Will the guys wear skirts,too,so the girls can look up em?
It's only fair;equal rights and all....


C.A

You are invited.
Ship your stick,
I'll have mine in my hand.
I'm not averse to wearing a skirt.

I'm too drunk to continue the argument, and my wife is too tired to weigh in here.
Oh, Felis, I have a cat that drools when she's happy, very odd.

Dribble Puss.

Skirts are fine!
Mac & Chesse is the best dish when prepared properly. It is NOT a joking matter.

I must have never had proper
mac+curds.
Always sucked.

[QUOTE]
My cat getting more excited than my wife while I'm around is good reason for derision.
Or do you mean my lack of control whilst on "catnip"? Which would be a fair argument.

Mac & smoked Gouda blended with cheddar, add some roasted veggies or chorizo sausage, or both, toss with some smoked chipotle sauce, put in pan and top with bread crumbs mixed with melted butter and hot sauce. Bake. Yum.

Grey Boy

Damn you! That sounds damned good.Me be's verrry hungry.
Will you be at L.F West?Will you make some of that thar
gor-met mac n cheez? Pleeeeeeeez?

Stouffer's is pretty good stuff too, for out of the freezer.

Most of my cats have been droolers.My last cat would hold hands.Really.Unfortunately I had to find new homes for
my kitties when I moved.

It sucked.It's like giving up kids.Yes,I am one of those crazy cat ladies who thinks of her cats as kids.But I always keep the litterbox very clean;You would'nt know I had a cat just by opening my front door.

"Catnip",hmmm?I have had one taste of catnip.Did'nt much care for it.I've never tried it the more traditional way(in a mouse).I have hay fever.I'm afraid I might have to take a Benadryl, and one of those knocks me out for half a day.My last boyfiend liked to keep it around though,and I did'nt have a problem with the "secondaries",so who knows?

I think I'd rather drink my Green.Did'nt I read something about a "catnip" liquer?
People will make liqour out of anything.

You know, you can buy really real catnip tea.It is supposed to be relaxing.
19th century folk called it catmint and it was quite popular.

C.A

Hittin' the Catnip, ie I'm very drunk for the evening and posting very stupid stuff, a fairly common occurance.
No, I won't be at LCLF, livin' on the East Coast and having at 3 week company shutdown in December pretty much shits away any personal time I would like to use.

If we are really going to pull off this gig,I can't wait to see you and the rest of the boys in your mini's.

Does Seattle have many semi-flat fields without too many weeds?

Who needs sticks,why not use brooms?Cheaper,and we can pretend we're curling.Ok,I can see the jokes about sticks and brooms from a mile away.Or maybe I've just inspired them.

I am Rocky Horror Picture Show fan,and what I would really like is to see some of you boys dressed up in Victorria's Secret,like Timmy.

Mayor,I am looking foreward to seeing more of you than your liver.
How did you pull that off,anyway?Did you pay a group of med students
to do a quick removal,pic,then re-attachment?Or is that avatar really
the result of a cattle mutilation?

In any case, some grilled onions would spruce it up.

Macaroni and cheese is'nt stupid.

I'm sorry to hear about your work situation.

Enjoy your catmint.

Make it field hockey! I love long sticks with balls...Hmm and a little plaid skirt action isn't to bad either.(bending down to pull up socks) (oops did you see my white panties) bad kitty.

I pull the sucker out for cleaning by
myself regularly. It seems to be
taking a turn for the worse. Maybe
it can be the poster liver for an
anti-drinking campaign.

If this field hockey thingy is gonna
happen, there's no way I'm missing
LCLF.

What greeneyes said when she said what Porkio said.

Interesting, I had a field hockey mishap in Junior High. I hit a guy in the eye with the ball. He had to have surgery. Almost lost his eye.

Clarify please-
Was this ball attached to you in
any way?

"Schoolboy loses eye during teabag mishap"

This is true, and sounds just as bad. While playing lacrosse,

I broke another guy's helmet with my 6-foot stick.

i saw a kid shoot his eye out with a bb gun once... seriously...
--
sancho

Mayor,what about replacing your liver with air conditioning filters? You can
throw them away after several uses.

I hope you come to LCLF.I want to witness the nucular green glow
emitting from your liver.And I want to see you in a skirt.

HELLCAT,I want to see that little plaid skirt flip up so I can see your panties.
Will you sign them for me?And let's give the boys what they want-a little
playful tussle between two bad kitties.







F.T.C.A

Sancho

"I seen that movie too.." Elton John

"You'll shoot your eye out,kid." Santa Claus.A Christmas Story

One of the best Christmas movies out there.

No.

Makes me wish I lived on the west coast. . .

They have planes and shit you
can take there.

Planes,trains and automobiles.

Also a very funny movie.

Zone #1, called #1 for a reason.

HAH! Old School!

OMG Oh yeah sure that sounds terrific I'll bring my dancer pole and we can dance(Welcome to the Jungle playing in background)( Kitten w/a whip slides down pole in Catholic school garb and does splits motioning for F.T.C.A to comes hither). OMG FTCA is that...
Carmen Elektra?
as the saga continues...stay tuned!

Video please.
Worth 1,000 OMGs.

You just missed getting a spare.


Strange News - AP

Liver Spill Shuts Down Pa. Highway
Mon Dec 15, 1:37 PM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!



BLOOMSBURG, Pa. - Route 11 was closed for almost six hours Sunday after a tractor-trailer jackknifed, spilling roughly 32,000 pounds of liver onto the highway and a business parking lot.



The driver of the truck told police he thought another vehicle might have bumped his truck's back end. When the truck driver hit the brakes, the vehicle jackknifed and crashed into a ditch in front of the Bloomsburg Carpet plant, spilling its load into the parking lot.


There were no injuries in the crash, which happened at about 2:45 p.m.

16 tons and whadid I get?
Slippery livers all over the hiway
And I didn't get shit

Shit, you could have done all your christmas shopping at one time.

"A little something to remember me by."

And the card would read, "Here's a little sliver of the liver ..."

DG