Double phallus
reference in a can:

Not DV but DA.
Nice job peeps.

If'n I come home
and find the can
open, I'll know
my time is almost
up.

Ha! I'm so glad to see the Liver enjoyed it.

It's hard to read above, but the lablel reads,

"SUPREME QUALITY COCK,"

something I never dreamed I'd be able to provide for my man.

I don't think he's that interested in supreme quality cock, you know, even though you may be.

Apparently not.

I need to change grocery stores.

Well, she did buy the can, did she not?

That means she's at least interested, if only for documentary purposes.

Those science types...

Hey, the right cock
cums along, I'm
not about to say
no.

I always figured you as such...

Was that a ghost?

We tried the convenient instant jellyfish last night.
Figured, "Hell, I like jelly; I like fish."

Didn't figger-
I like rubbers,
I like bands...

What's up?

Figgered wrong
2wice, apparently.

How about these for the main course?

I'd feel
Lechter-ian.

Poor fella's got a hair up his dick.

Did they shriek when you pulled 'em?

I know I would...

I just kinda moan
after pullin' mine
for a bit.

The Prol likes an ocaissional pullin'

Ha!

It's always polite to bring a host gift, right?
For tonight's festivities, Liver and I gave our host one of these:

Dead Man Posting.

Nice fountain. You'd get 20 to life for having one of those around here. Burn a couple hundred East Bay homes and, all of a sudden, more rules.

Fire. Heh, heh, heh...

You'd have like the "California Rocket Fountains."
I almost picked some up, but nobody else here would have appreciated the irony.

We have fireworks stands on almost every block this past week.

Smoke is as thick as CA fog.

Noise will be gone in another week or two.

Latest fireworks stands are (1) old school busses painted RWB Flag patterns for small locations and (2) 40' tents for larger (empty lot) locations.

Everything is on sale today.

Put me down
for a 6 pack
of equal rights
and justice.

'Cause I know you're all on tenterhooks,
Cock banana is a sickly, ashen red.
It tastes like corn syrup and carpet padding.
I swallowed; the Liver spat.

Ha!

True, that.

Sick xit, that
Cock banana.

One would hope
it would live up
to the name.

Here's what they look like:

I love me some Cock Bananna:

I'm surprised they're that big, given that they're Korean.

Look who's talkin'.

Harvested from only the highest quality Cock Banana stock,

Hey, now.
You know not whereof you speak.
Some guys are, like 33% "SUPREME QUALITY bananas."
You're like, "Holy Cow! No wonder your vertical growth was stunted,"
and like, "Seriously, how do you not fall over?"
And, "Look, I think you should sit down before one of us gets hurt."

True. You should try doing my laundry sometime. Those 3 legged pairs of pants are a bitch to iron.