Hey Black Liquorish Man,
Hope ure currant birthday's sour.
Full Version: Jackie Bee
That fuck's been underage all this time.
happy 17th big boy.
happy 17th big boy.
Cheers, lad.
I think I wished you a happy birthday three times already. 
He may be under age butt he makes grate beer.
That he does!
I heard he's celebrating with a glass of Lucid.
Now that's mean.
I miss
$50 Felix.
$50 Felix.
And the cheaper neighborhood whores as well, I'll wager.
Happy B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!!(And Felix 2!)
Show us your tits.
Not you Smuttty.
Whatever Smuttty shows, I don't want to see.
Or smell.
I sent Jack some "Smutty Balz Sweat" Cologne for his berfday. I hope he likes it!
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jun 24 2007, 04:44 PM) 
Show us your tits.
Goddamm JBM....Whaddafuck is happenin'?
Finally legal and all. You little blond whore.
I've been waiting to look up your skirt all
this time and now I can.
Wait, who is this typing on my computer.
Happy b-day Jackie.
Finally legal and all. You little blond whore.
I've been waiting to look up your skirt all
this time and now I can.
Wait, who is this typing on my computer.
Happy b-day Jackie.
Woo who?
Bitch's scarce
as wit around
these parts.
as wit around
these parts.
QUOTE(Crosby @ Jun 24 2007, 02:02 PM)
I heard he's celebrating with a glass of Lucid.
Um, no. Lucid's one of the only of Ted's things I woodn't put in my mouth...
My birthday wish is that Peter Shaft contracts syphillis...mebbe one of you will give it to him in cow town for me? What a scumbag piece of xit...
butt thanks for the b-day wishes...
I won't be woo'ng him.
They always sniff
around on their
b'day.
Even me.
around on their
b'day.
Even me.
Happy Birthday. I hope all your wishes 
come true.
come true.
Guess we're all
gonna die.
gonna die.
QUOTE(Oscar @ Jun 25 2007, 10:51 AM)
Happy Birthday. I hope all your wishes
come true.
The punchline get "longer" -- finally "get it" ex-Mayor?
Um, no.
Haven't seen your
missus in a while.
Haven't seen your
missus in a while.
She tain't "longer"...
She get it?
She's knot in the punchline...
How about the
daisy chain>?
daisy chain>?
HAIRY DHAT BY PP
It seems drcocktail sends his "best":
I guess I was a bit of a Jack victim. No worries! I celebrate every living life. Does that sound false? Try this: I think there are a lot of idiots out there. Do I want them to die? No. I'd rather we found an accord. Short of that? Separate playgrounds.
I guess I was a bit of a Jack victim. No worries! I celebrate every living life. Does that sound false? Try this: I think there are a lot of idiots out there. Do I want them to die? No. I'd rather we found an accord. Short of that? Separate playgrounds.
*puke*
Death=a+.
Ha!
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Jun 25 2007, 11:42 AM)
My birthday wish is that Peter Shaft contracts syphillis...mebbe one of you will give it to him in cow town for me? What a scumbag piece of xit...
QUOTE(Kirk @ Jun 25 2007, 12:12 PM)
I won't be woo'ng him.
QUOTE(Oscar @ Jun 25 2007, 12:51 PM)
Happy Birthday. I hope all your wishes
come true.
You're a [real] funny, creatvie guy with a sparkling personality. Has anyone ever told you that, Broken Record? Witty and informative as well. Unfortunately, it appears my wish didn't come true yet....you greedy, scumbag piece of xit.
...™
There we go again, Broken Record. At least your much smarter business partners aren't having to defend your ass, yet again.
...™
I sense a
smidgen of
animosity.
smidgen of
animosity.
Ya think.
Wow, who woulda thunk.
Usually the absinthe
loving online "community"
is full of support and
altruism.
loving online "community"
is full of support and
altruism.
I guess the current
runneth deep....
runneth deep....
Which one?
Greed?
Greed?
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