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Full Version: BOYCOTT LDF!!!
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Um, sure.
QUOTE(DrinkSlinger @ Jun 26 2007, 12:17 AM) 
Markus sells the CCC for $200/ liter?
More like $325/liter.
Pickin' up some
Butty points.
Butty points.
Shaft - read my words carefully!!! You're about to get hit so hard, Ted Breaux is gonna feel sorry for you...
Not even The Lord of the Wormwoods™ is much of a fan of your work:
Oh, and my favorite:
QUOTE
..Peter and Ted are the ones eating crow now. And once word gets out that the American HGers can do the same quality stuff in commercial proportions, Ted will be peeing himself....
QUOTE
I've never disagreed with (most of) his assertions, only been annoyed and offended by his online behavior.
But lest we descend into paranoia, I want to say that I don't think there's anything wrong with being a businessman. But the "I'm not doing it for the money and fame I only want to see the drink reborn" thing just won't wash anymore... for Ted, David or Peter (who never claimed to be anything other than an entrepreneur, as far as I know).
It's the whole aggressive, manipulative, Bill Gates strategy I find distasteful. Speaking of which: "the Blanchette is bottled in a distinctive 50cl bottle, and is priced very competitively at Ł25."
What the hell is competitive about $170 a liter?
"While you're visiting Absinthe Classics don't forget, if you haven't done so already, to try our newly launched Doubs Premium Absinthe, which continues to garner rave accolades from customers for its gorgeous colour, complex and spicy taste, and - although of course these vary from person to person - its noticable "secondary effects"."
Yes, this is an invitation that, should I become commercially involved with absinthe production, you may remind me of my standards.
But lest we descend into paranoia, I want to say that I don't think there's anything wrong with being a businessman. But the "I'm not doing it for the money and fame I only want to see the drink reborn" thing just won't wash anymore... for Ted, David or Peter (who never claimed to be anything other than an entrepreneur, as far as I know).
It's the whole aggressive, manipulative, Bill Gates strategy I find distasteful. Speaking of which: "the Blanchette is bottled in a distinctive 50cl bottle, and is priced very competitively at Ł25."
What the hell is competitive about $170 a liter?
"While you're visiting Absinthe Classics don't forget, if you haven't done so already, to try our newly launched Doubs Premium Absinthe, which continues to garner rave accolades from customers for its gorgeous colour, complex and spicy taste, and - although of course these vary from person to person - its noticable "secondary effects"."
Yes, this is an invitation that, should I become commercially involved with absinthe production, you may remind me of my standards.
Oh, and my favorite:
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It's not so much "stealing" as it is simply using information learned.
When one of us has a new idea and we share it, some of us try it. No biggie.
Now imagine if, through Peter, the guys at Pernot decide to play with the TexRex Method™ (only an example) and find out it makes kickass absinthe and they sell shitloads of it. Eric feels dry-fucked. I know I would.
I'm not trying to stir anything up, create anti-sentiments or re-kindle paranoia, I just think it's wise to keep these things in mind.
When one of us has a new idea and we share it, some of us try it. No biggie.
Now imagine if, through Peter, the guys at Pernot decide to play with the TexRex Method™ (only an example) and find out it makes kickass absinthe and they sell shitloads of it. Eric feels dry-fucked. I know I would.
I'm not trying to stir anything up, create anti-sentiments or re-kindle paranoia, I just think it's wise to keep these things in mind.
The Lord of the Wormwoods™ has his own agenda. I'm sure he'll be making lots of people feel like they were dry-fucked.
For a fee!
Does he even
pump spooey
when he fucks?
pump spooey
when he fucks?
Skeeter?
These guys: http://www.absintheonline.com/ don't buy!!!
Well,
We already know the creatures of the night can make better absinthe than any commercial bullshit.
So what's to prove?
We already know the creatures of the night can make better absinthe than any commercial bullshit.
So what's to prove?
I just think it's time that everyone knows...
Spit it out, I know you can.
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Jun 26 2007, 04:44 AM)
Funny thing about that 1797...
I stand on record as thinking exactly the same thing at the time (even though some rah-rahers like Abs liked it). But it must've aged well, because I recently had the guts to try another glass just for kicks and I enjoyed it.
...
...™
i've decided in the spirit of sharing the wealth that '...' is no longer trademarked and can be used by the public freely. royalties no longer need to be sent to my secret swiss bank account...thank you for your support!
Um, no.
"..." is mine, and
I need the money.
"..." is mine, and
I need the money.
I thought you were one of those "make love not money" type of guys Liver.
Makin' love for money is betterer.
Well Livers too old to be a porn star.
My face.
Not my cock.
Not my cock.
I'm so fuckin'
broke I've
thought about
doing landscape
work.
Here, in a jungle
full of bugs, heat
and humidity.
broke I've
thought about
doing landscape
work.
Here, in a jungle
full of bugs, heat
and humidity.
But, I got
over that.
over that.
That's good.
That's real good.
That's real good.
Ouch, sorry to hear that. Well I'll make sure to keep some beer & scotch at the ready if ya'll are ever in Marina del Rey.
QUOTE(Stroller @ Jun 27 2007, 03:43 PM)
Well Livers to old to be a porn star.
' and ' for the original.
Too old. Not to. Get it right.
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Jun 25 2007, 08:12 PM)
I'd say so...even though I haven't ordered from them since:
- Their website told me that Jade was comparable (if not an exact reproduction) to vintage preban
- Peter stated that Kallnacher compared to the best Suisse LBs
- Peter started pretending to be an actual "Absinthe expert"
Ooooh, sometimes you're such a bitch, girlfriend.
Sometimes?
Yeah, you know, like "51% sweetheart, 49% bitch, don't push it"?
Oh.
Yes.
Jack is like a woman.
That is an insult.
Funny.
Thanks.
Yes.
Jack is like a woman.
That is an insult.
Funny.
Thanks.
Women are 49% bitches? Man, that's sexist of you.
Reminds me of that Flight of the Conchords song, "She's so Hot, Boom!", which I will now link for your viewing pleasure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yJmGS-QMJA
Reminds me of that Flight of the Conchords song, "She's so Hot, Boom!", which I will now link for your viewing pleasure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yJmGS-QMJA
Not you.
"Bitch" and "girlfriend."
I should've quoted the post.
"Bitch" and "girlfriend."
I should've quoted the post.
Did you ever see his ass?
Yes. It comes up to my kneecaps.
One of these days I'm going to hit a growth spurt, then I'll show you a thing or two!
You have two?
Barely 1,
I'd guess.
I'd guess.
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'...' is no longer trademarked and can be used by the public freely
Yes, unfortunately, by flooding the market with them you've lowered their value to nil.
I've got a box of them in the back I'll give you, but you gotta pay shipping.
Get an estimate
for me.
This Natty Light
hurts.
for me.
This Natty Light
hurts.
Do you want insurance?
Dump 'em all
in one jug, let
UPS shake 'em,
I'll set 'em in the
sun.
Fuck insurance.
What would you
declare it's worth
to be?
in one jug, let
UPS shake 'em,
I'll set 'em in the
sun.
Fuck insurance.
What would you
declare it's worth
to be?
You can't dump "..." in a jug silly? They're just three dots. Three periods. Three... you know... these things ...
Email them to him.
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jun 29 2007, 03:11 PM)
...declare it's worth...
Et tu, Pâté?
Dammit!
Xould say-
Declare it's worth xit.
Xould say-
Declare it's worth xit.
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