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Off. Jack Batemaster
It's the new kewell thing to do...
Kirk
Are we dropping them?
Off. Jack Batemaster
I'd say so...even though I haven't ordered from them since:


- Their website told me that Jade was comparable (if not an exact reproduction) to vintage preban
- Peter stated that Kallnacher compared to the best Suisse LBs
- Peter started pretending to be an actual "Absinthe expert"
Kirk
I've never actually "ordered" from them, maybe once, I used to take absinthe
as payment for the Artemis grille but only to be nice, I quit because it wasn't a good trade.
Kirk
The only thing I bought was the L'Artisinale.
Off. Jack Batemaster
The only authentic Absinthe they ever sold...
Kirk
By accident.
Off. Jack Batemaster
http://www.feeverte.net/forum/index.php?sh...mp;#entry133754
Kirk
Totally inadvertently sold something acceptable, but refuses to do it again.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Well, he's been telling us for years that he's the "Absinthe expert," so he must be right?
Off. Jack Batemaster
Peter Shaft:

QUOTE

HG or commercial who wants to go to the dark side?, come on you pussies!

pierreverte Dec 3 2005, 02:44 AM


if anyone here actually thinks he has the balls to distill their own recipe commercially, i can make it happen. come on, i'm waiting! i'll hold your hand, i'll put you into a distillery...thrill me, creature of the night!
Off. Jack Batemaster
Yeah, Mr. 1797.
Kirk
Ohh! Ohh! Show us the grave yard story,
you know, where all the dead distillers had candles and flowers and Peter was locked out?
Kirk
Funny how someone waltzed in off the street and put it all to shame.
Kirk
Petah! Petah! Let's make absinthe without alcohol! Think of the profits!
Off. Jack Batemaster
QUOTE(Kirk @ Jun 25 2007, 06:55 PM) *

Funny how someone waltzed in off the street and put it all to shame.


Funny thing about that 1797...when I was visiting The Prole Pullers™, Mr. Prole fed me a sample...I thought it was Czeckerland - seriously! Burnt™ and weak, tasted like it was coloured with AA -- but he's an "Absinthe expert"...so it must be good...butt in my opinion, it was probably the worst distilled CO since the ban.
DrinkSlinger
C'mon now.
It couldn't be worse than Logan filth?
or Huguet?
Now THAT was some nasty shit!
Crosby
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Jun 25 2007, 07:44 PM) *

[...butt in my opinion, it was probably the worst distilled CO since the ban.

Um, no. That honor goes to Lucid.
DrinkSlinger
I hate to admit it, but I like Lucid...
Not like the hot chick next door,
more like the cheap, kinda nasty easy girl down the street...

Kirk
I don't know, I have a bottle of Lucid, almost full
and a bottle of some other shit, almost empty,
I hafta follow my instinks.
Louched Liver
As Cindy Lauper sang:
"Money changes
everything."
Louched Liver
Sadly true.
DrinkSlinger
Are you offering me money to hate Lucid?
Sweet.

I'll take.... umm... $5 US dollars.
Louched Liver
Um, no.

The big boys in
U Row Ville are
throwin' their bucks
for you TO like it.
DrinkSlinger
I gotta czech my mail...

Seriously, Lucid's decent.
But could easily be better.

I'm a waitin...
Louched Liver
Easily=givin' a
fuck or some
piece of the legal
Legos or bucks
for buildin' not
revealed.
Louched Liver
So, like, we
could be told,
mebbe?
DrinkSlinger
We're the consumer, we don't needs to know nuttin'
We pay the dough and buy the hype.



Easily= a little more herbal intensity... oh wait, that would make it a Jade.
Louched Liver
Which didn't ever
meet any of the
samples I got to
try over the years.

Some directly from
TBone to me.

Louched Liver
Not that he ever
copped they were
for commercial
production.

Too bad.

They were really
good.
DrinkSlinger
Tbone shoulda stuck to HGin.
We coulda respected him...

Louched Liver
Even then
he was suspect.

On a count of
the reasons 6er
articulated @ FV.
Louched Liver
Gotta be fo' real
to get respect.
Louched Liver
People hate
being sold xit.
DrinkSlinger
Bullshit.

People buy shit all the time

Butty sells shit.
Markus sells the CCC for $200/ liter?
LDF sells Kallnacker?

There's shit being sold all the time. People buy into the hype, and then buy into it again.

Fooking idiots!!!!
Louched Liver
ok

People of intelligence
hate being sold xit.
Louched Liver
And pretty much
anyone hates realizing
they are being "sold"
anything.
Louched Liver
It's insulting.
DrinkSlinger
Well read between the lines people.

You're being SOLD absinthe whether you realize it or not.

Don't believe the hype.

Trust your instincts...
Louched Liver
Why you talk
so dumb
sometimes
now?
Louched Liver
You talkin' down
to your audience?
DrinkSlinger
I'm drunk.
Louched Liver
Ok, talkin'
to yerself, then.
Louched Liver
Feel free to
dumb it down
further.
DrinkSlinger
So low that you can comprehend?

I'm gonna need another 6er for that!
GreyBoy2
One's enough.
pierreverte
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Jun 25 2007, 08:07 PM) *

It's the new kewell thing to do...

jaded prol
Haven't you posted that stupid thing a few times too many?
Kirk
If I didn't have a headache, I'd shoot that damn thing.
G&C
QUOTE(jaded prol @ Jun 26 2007, 04:42 AM) *

Haven't you posted that stupid thing a few times too many?

The first time was too many for an adult human male.
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