Crosby
Jul 12 2007, 09:54 AM
QUOTE(sixela @ Jul 12 2007, 06:59 AM)

If only I weren't such a cunt...
You said it, Bro.
Nymphadora
Jul 12 2007, 10:05 AM
I'd rather be a hippy and hug a tree.
Helfrich
Jul 12 2007, 10:45 AM
You already kicked me in the nads. Now feel free to hug my tree.
Louched Liver
Jul 12 2007, 10:54 AM
Twig?
Nymphadora
Jul 12 2007, 11:18 AM
I'm not getting near you with that snapping turtle lunged to take a bite.
Louched Liver
Jul 12 2007, 11:21 AM
zzzzz...
Louched Liver
Jul 12 2007, 11:22 AM
Quit playin' the
dopey blond.
Or, mebbe you
aren't playin'?
TheGreenOne
Jul 12 2007, 11:27 AM

QUOTE(sixela @ Jul 12 2007, 06:39 AM)

that kind of blind faith is particularly appealing.
Nymphadora
Jul 12 2007, 11:28 AM
Yes, everything is for YOUR benefit, Liver.
Nature designed me this way. I'm going with it.
Nymphadora
Jul 12 2007, 11:33 AM
TGO: Her locks have too much red to be considered blonde. And she's flat chested to boot.
Try again.
GreyBoy2
Jul 12 2007, 11:34 AM
But it's a damn fine album.
Crosby
Jul 12 2007, 11:35 AM
Of course, you can't say fuck.
Can't enter URLs anymore either.
TheGreenOne
Jul 12 2007, 11:36 AM
A comment on what 6 says he finds particularly appealing. At a minimum, I prefer women who are at least a bit older.
TheGreenOne
Jul 12 2007, 11:37 AM
When I find my way home.
Crosby
Jul 12 2007, 12:28 PM
Banned again.
Helfrich
Jul 12 2007, 12:36 PM
I could leave Fartiflux a message if you want.
absinthist
Jul 12 2007, 12:38 PM
It is getting serious.
Helfrich
Jul 12 2007, 12:45 PM
QUOTE(Nymphadora @ Jul 12 2007, 09:28 PM)

Nature designed me this way. I'm going with it.
Nature designed you to type "blows bubble" instead of actually blowing a bubble? Drama and self-consciousness
all over. I love nature and I love you.
mthuilli
Jul 12 2007, 12:46 PM
Nymphadora
Jul 12 2007, 12:49 PM
Me loves the Helfrich.
absinthist
Jul 12 2007, 12:49 PM
No fuck! He would shoot us? Nice catch, Socky and big respect you can stand the music, etc.
TheGreenOne
Jul 12 2007, 12:56 PM
...
Wild Bill Turkey
Jul 12 2007, 01:47 PM
Can you make a paintball gun out of bicycle parts?
Crosby
Jul 12 2007, 02:12 PM
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jul 12 2007, 01:46 PM)

Sure sign of a small penis.
Nymphadora
Jul 12 2007, 02:18 PM
Paintball is being phased out. Airsoft is taking over with a vengeance. A good friend of mine has 15 + acres of land and has built a 'ghost town' there for battles. It is complete with bunkers and trenches.
They are very detailed with recreating certain battle maneuvers in WWI, WWII, and the Vietnam War. A month ago they did a battle for shits and giggles, "The Crack Invasion of 1986". Here is the game scenario:
THE PLAYAS
The Bloods: Wearing Red. This Gang controls Compton.
The Crips: Wearing Blue. This Gang controls Inglewood.
The DEA: They want all your crack
The Dillio
Stash your crack, protect your Ho's, control and tag your turf, Watch out for the drivebys.
Team with most Ho's, Crack, and Turf win.
Special Bonus to team with best costumes(Bling, sag, etc.)
All pistols must be turned sideways to be fired.
Crosby
Jul 12 2007, 02:24 PM
The beauty of not having a static IP addy.
greeneyes
Jul 12 2007, 05:05 PM
It's reasonable to request that he stop trying to ban you.
As to the first part of your request, I think you might be setting your sights too high.
Louched Liver
Jul 12 2007, 08:14 PM
It would be just
wunnerfuckful if
the little douche
bag would come
here and play
w/us.
DrinkSlinger
Jul 12 2007, 09:30 PM
I doubt he has the sack.
TheGreenOne
Jul 13 2007, 06:59 AM
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jul 12 2007, 09:05 PM)

As to the first part of your request, I think you might be setting your sights too high.
Just the opposite. I suspect the status of female genitalia is far beyond his phallic grasp.
Crosby
Jul 13 2007, 09:47 AM
Which explains why he'd rather play with guns.
TheGreenOne
Jul 13 2007, 10:15 AM
'zactly.
Crosby
Jul 13 2007, 03:30 PM
Wild Bill Turkey
Jul 13 2007, 03:34 PM
Louched Liver
Jul 13 2007, 04:34 PM
Hee, hee!
Le Gimp
Jul 13 2007, 06:14 PM
Anyone that runs to the H forum and complains they were 'savaged' here is a wus.
Louched Liver
Jul 13 2007, 06:21 PM
Anyone who gives
a fuck about what
some other fucks
say that they
don't even know
in the RL is a dope.
Le Gimp
Jul 13 2007, 06:44 PM
QUOTE(Crosby @ Jul 13 2007, 01:47 PM)

Which explains why he'd rather play with guns.
See my latest post at WS if you have access.
Lets face it, I may be a redneck but I do have standards. This guy is a lose cannon.
G&C
Jul 13 2007, 07:03 PM
This is my rifle...
mthuilli
Jul 13 2007, 10:35 PM
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ Jul 14 2007, 04:44 AM)

See my latest post at WS if you have access.
You want to be banned?
Crosby
Jul 13 2007, 10:58 PM
What did he post?
Crosby
Jul 13 2007, 11:09 PM
Accordion Hell.I have tasted absinthes from 7 countries. I've had Swiss, French, Canadian, Czech, Spanish and even Polish absinthe. In all, I've sampled over 20 various styles and brands, including 1914 vintage, pre-ban absinthe. Below, I have compiled some tasting notes on a few of my favorites:
greeneyes
Jul 14 2007, 05:54 AM
He misspells in French.
QUOTE
The 21st amendment that repealed prohibition was the Coup de Gras.
Really? 'Cause I'm pretty sure he just said we pardoned the fat with that amendment.
Sixer?
He throws down an ATF WTF.
QUOTE
...ATFE frankly doesn't give a damn.
I am frankly just confused by his putting Rhett Butler's words in the mouth of the ATF. Okey doke.
He also singlehandedly puts a pitchfork in feminism.
QUOTE
...in 1915 during that age of rampant morality that spawned doomed ideals such as prohibition, segregation and women's lib.
The 1970s called. They want their terminology back. Oh, and by the way, first, don't count on it and second, we're keeping your pitchfork. Thank you.
~The Third Wave
greeneyes
Jul 14 2007, 05:56 AM
I have no serious doubt he got his ass kicked over here.
I want to kick his ass right now, for example.
Sorry, but I don't really remember the jerk all that well.
greeneyes
Jul 14 2007, 06:04 AM
Oh, plus he writes
like he sits around in a fucking shawl
trying to get paler and mentally deifying Poe
while uttering archaic curses at his own impotence,
all the while obsessing with perceived-coolness capacity in a manner
that's always going to keep it about 3.9 inches from the fingertips.
DrinkSlinger
Jul 14 2007, 06:46 AM
Don't hold back now...
greeneyes
Jul 14 2007, 07:51 AM
I took Cros's comment to heart.
It is gonadless to fire random shots where they can't bee seen or heard.
Helfrich
Jul 14 2007, 07:53 AM
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ Jul 12 2007, 03:47 PM)

Didn't the pope just (yesterday?) Cecree that all other churches were wrong?
Damn, I guess I better convert.
Spuckified liturgy an xitloads off olgeneva during eucharilisic celebatrion an your can count i inn.
Louched Liver
Jul 14 2007, 08:32 AM
Werd...
Wild Bill Turkey
Jul 14 2007, 10:13 AM
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jul 14 2007, 08:51 AM)

I took Cros's comment to heart.
It is gonadless to fire random shots where they can't bee seen or heard.
He knows it, too...
QUOTE(Artifex @ Jul 14 2007, 05:29 AM)

2. if you have a problem with me, please address it to my e-mail, don't crow it out in some forum somewhere
This is the part where he conveniently forgets that he started his intro thread there by slamming the Lounge.
I'll call him a fucking coward, because I like pussy too much to foul its name with this guy's stink.
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