...that I've been downgraded.

I'm now much less of a royal arsehole, and simply a pain in the arse.

Even though I'm not sure whether the downgrade is due to the operation or to the fact that I'm relatively less of an arsehole because other members of the forum have started to behave like senile men slinging their shit on the wall.

What you mean by "downgraded"?

I'm much less of an arsehole and that's permanent.

The pain in the arse thing is only temporary (but real, and I'm extremely grumpy for the moment).

Good thing: after a nasty narcosis hangover absinthe binge hangovers don't seem so bad after all.

Bad thing: I can only describe the first night with one word: "ouch!".

Or true to fashion, I could describe certain episodes in many more words, making some appear much more pleasant than they really were. Or less ("un cure-pipe au lit", perhaps?).

I find it improper to sling shit on the wall under those circumstances.

Scat-splat has never been so popular in EuroFuckyLand.

...™

"EuroFuckyLand" is prone to filtering? Interesting. How about thujone (just checking).

Oh, and the first one in the office in Sunnyvale to refer to a large stapler as a "bad ass stapler" gets a staple in the head from an Ethicon® ILS 33 stapler.

Glad to hear
you've been
diminished.

The trouble is: I have a budding suspicion part of my brain was located in the hemmorhoids. There certainly appear to be too many nerve endings in the neighbourhood for any alternative explanation.

At least it wasn't the part responsible for spelling things, just the one for being nice to people.

So, bein'
an arsehole
just got easier.

Less, truly,
is more.

You been diving?

This senile old man is having a harder than usual time following your posts.

That's what I told him.
Until this hemorrhoids thing came in.

Ah, I get it now. It also explains a lot about Sixer.

You really haven't been PTFAing.

Apparently your enteric brain has been lobotomised during the operation. Bad luck.

I'm starting to see why so many men are prone to following their dicks.

Paleocircuits are vastly overrated, I'm sure.

Besides, a Cylon shouldn't have them at all.

Looks like a FAS PSA.

I can assure you it wasn't a foetus they excised.

HA! Not that, silly!

How you doin'?
I intuit you're on meds.

I think so, wait until the post traumatic stress "sits" in.

This place is full of traumatic post stress these days.

W/out the post.

Just dickin' around.

However, unlike 98% of the people I've come in contact with,
you never have been and never will be a pantload,
which, in my estimation,
is a better pedigree than royalty.

Larspeart.


(Neat-o)

It's still just trauma; thanks to the surgeon's urge to combat the amaemia after the operation (with a whopping dose of some form of intravenously introduced iron polysaccharide) I've been introduced to the Ms. False Melena, who insists on keeping me company.

Wicked woman, that False Melena.

On the other hand, unlike other members, I'm not limited to slinging shit on the walls; if I produced enough, I could start a clay modeling career instead. At least I wouldn't be offended if people thought I was a shit artist.

And why would you be? I'm never offended when people think I'm a metal artist.

I'd throw some your way but it's so solid it'd probably kill you. And I don't want that on my conscience. I mean, not even Peter does ;).

Must be the pain killers.

Pain killers don't work. Distraction does, and that's why you're all subjected to this.

Glad we can be of assistance.

Harr harr.

I have to admit certain uncanny parallels between you and Wim Delvoye.

And to add insult to injury, CeeGee is back from the dead shouting



all over he place.

He doesn't know how much it hurts...

We're number one!
We're number one!

anal rape doesn't hurt me one bit.

and actually, it's not really that bad for those bent, as i have a weenis.

You haven't witnessed the power of this armed and not so operational sphincter.

armed, eh?

didn't know you were into fisting, old boy!

Ethicon ILS33 staples.

*click*

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Sumpin' like
that, 6 Pack?