And when will
they stop cryin'
and start dyin'?

Only bunny I give a fuck about ain't passed out on my lawn nearly as often as a soul might wish.

Might be that Peter-Nathan-Brew who has appeared recently with his announcement.

He's not an unknown. in fact, it makes bunny cry that you even mention his name.

I wanna make bunny dead!

It'll die.

The HELLCAT did.

Bunny is much happier than you guys are portraying.

I caught the possum that had been eating my corn last night, in a live trap, this morning I couldn't kill him so I took him across the river and set him loose.

Ya know they can swim don cha?

If you love someone,
set them free...

And hope they have a poor sense of direction.

I shot the last one with my air gun and couldn't get the image out of my head for 2 weeks.

I'm a fuckin' monster,
kill me now.

I never wanted to hurt anyone.
Who knew they couldn't take it?
Tell me.
You will all be here when I'm gone,
It'll be "remember Djirk? Whew"
But do me favor, because I'll never know,
I want you all to do one thing for me,
wipe the snot from your face, look as intent as you can
right in the eye of the nearest person that will stand it,
and ask them
ask them for me
just look at them and say, (don't be crying when you do it, have a little dignity)
look at them and say :
"what was the question?
I'm sorry what is the question?
god damn it,
I really want to know.

I thought possum was regular dinner fare out your way.

Not as long as we got WhistlePig (woodchuck).

Gotcha Kirkenstein.

I've a seen a
woodchuck climb
a tree.

Didn't think
it possible.

I got one under the shed out back.

My sense of direction's notoriousy inadequate.
Lucky when Kirk took me down to the river
he decided to bring me back as well.

Beats going 'Up the River".

Or Xit Creek.

Where our little
Venn diagram of
"online absinthe
world" crosses.

Without a paddle?

Way to hit the lob.

Hit the lop and make Dinky happy.

Iwas going to agree about Dinky being happy,
Then I realized the fan was blowing on me and my shorts are ripped in avery revealing manner.
I need to go change them.

This makes bunny hot:

Yeah, I could make that one cry.

And the chick is carrying that bunny carcass so as not be seen on the scene of crime.

The Bunny, however, can be a great surprise:

All too easy: she's already stopped smiling, and she hasn't even seen a lounger yet.

Lurkin' Lounger.

Easy to smell
hard to see.

Hey, Absinthist: This is a work-safe part of the forum. The Sand Box is your one-stop-shop for all things obscene. Will you please edit that pic?

A "Work safe" Lounge!
oh yer killin' me Peeps!

Oh, Hell no. Just a work-safe part of the Lounge. Even though it's pretty much moot, as most people with real jobs and impressionable young 'uns are long gone. Still, there are a few who might not have a response handy for, "Daddy, why does the pretty lady have a penis?"

Always has been that way, since the Bad Ol (no "d") Days.

Hopefully, it is better now. Please, excuse me for any inconvenience.

No, it's not better. How about getting rid of it? Put it in the sandbox where it belongs. Norom.

That would entail
understanding.

He's from farawaywheretittiesinpublicareokLand.

Nipples are just as taboo in the US as the vageen.

Best to keep scantily clad womenz in the smutthole to protect our members that actually have real jobs.

It's nothing personal absinthist.
We've all been enamoured at seeing our words in lights, at one time or another.
Try to always speak when you have something to say, and never when you don't.

Fuckbudget: I have edited your post. It now contains a work-safe image.

No wonder you have had absinthe legalized just some time ago.

Thanks, Kirk. EuroFuckyLand and States have drifted so far away.

Hooray for the tectonic plates.

Yeah, I think everyone here tried to give him that message.
But he doesn't seem to understand.

Thank you, Peeps.

We'll see if
it sticks where
needed.

Doubt it.

I have a size 10-1/2 that can help plant it firmly.

W.W.L.B.D.?