By the way, there is one sure fire way
to be work safe...

Stop surfing the net and
GET BACK TO WORK!

Oh, I would, but you scintillate.

I work harder at the net making nothing, than making nothing hard at work.

Well put. Sounds like my job.

Fuck, You have to work while at work too?

I can't even
take my celly
to work.
That's how
much I have
to work@work.

Butt what the fuck is WORK?

It's when you exert energy for someone else.

For less than
you think yer
worth.

Aaaaah, like teaching.

Thank you two for giving me a hearty laugh
in the midst of all the crap I've had to catch up on.
(And Six, please forgive the dangling prep.)

Actually, I bet quite a number of original inhabitants would've wished they'd have been a bit more effective at separation.

Oh, and rabid opposition to sentences ending with a preposition is offensive impertinence, up with which I will not put.

We should all be so lucky as to have Bunny passed out on our lawn.

The sweet, impressionable young freshmen are starting to arrive for their first semester on campus.
The other day, a lost and befuddled youngster approached a graduate student who was leaving the English department.
"Excuse me," she said, "can you tell me where the library is at?"
"You are new here," the grad. student replied. "At a top-notch university like the one you will be attending, we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

"Oh, I see," said the freshman. "Can you please tell me where the library is at...asshole?"

Bunny cries no more.

Except for garlic.

Gruyère goes well also. Stuff it up his backend, and voila- lil' bunny num-nums.

...™

Bro'.

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Let the fuckwit die, he is more irritating than I am used to be!

Are.

Indeed!™

"I am is."

Nuff of dat nigga talk.

That even made me cringe.

Little Licker?

Jeepers, Tits, that's offensive.

Not good tits. I had to fire an employee for talk like that Monday.

These ones?

Look up-
"Racism".

It's extra touchy
a subject here
in the USA, where
we like to pretend
it isn't.

When were you at my office tits?

The day the
stapler disappeared?

We have agents everywhere, do not forget. It is not only the profiteers™ we are after. Everyone is suspected.

What is racist in "Little Licker"? (sorry, do not follow that REALLY).

I thought this guy set his tone when his first avatar was the Absinthe Anti-Juive label, which he strongly defended when I asked if he knew its history and meaning. Whatever. He knows what he's saying.

Little Licker?

Nothing.

Nigga is a trip wire
for many explosions.

The Mini Mansion
in Atown is in a
neighborhood were
that word is heard
more than any other
I can make out.

But, do I say it?

Fuck no.

Not out in
public, anyway.

And, yes, of course,
we all know it is
not the king of
N words.

Still looking for either the recipe, any more history, or vintage bot.

And, WBT, it was my second avatar and in fact only you have disapproved of.

Oh, I thought it was pretty tasteless too.

I missed it.

Whatever.

I recommend Webcrawler.

Does that mean you have to make the fries as well as run the drive-through window now?

Did I mess up your order?

Jockey mutha-fucka.

You beat me to it Cros,

Absinthist,
"Jockey" is the perfectly acceptable,
white washed down code for that other
highly inflamatory word you used.
Despite the "rappified" intonation.

Excuse my delay. I'm busy grillin' ribs,
bakin' black eyed peas and cutting up
watermelon.


What? I AIN'T LYIN'!!!

I'm hungry now.
Thanx Heady.

We have a whole
fuckin' clubhouse
for jockeys up in
here.

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