Expecial-ay
in FlorryGay:

"A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot-long alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him into the water on Monday, the authorities said. The golfer, Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club in Venice. The alligator latched on to his right forearm and pulled him into the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Mr. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him. Mr. Burger was not seriously injured. It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the alligator, which measured 10 feet 11 inches in length, Mr. Morse said."

And I thought the obstacles at Putt-Putt were harsh.

Gott sei dank it was not C.F. Berger. Maybe a relative with a changed name? (he has suuuch a cache of vintage Bergers).

Must be 4:20 where you live.

Actually, it is quarter to midday.

Clueless...

*cough* Insert Polish joke...

His dick?

Not in me, amigo.

They are no longer funny, rather stupid and bland and do not reflect the reality. To understand us you have to either come or be one of us by birth (like some involved not only in that forum).

You look like a guy I rented a room to.
He said he could always tell by smelling
whether a woman was ovulating or not,
but his room reeked of hair sweat and beer.
He off and married a lady who played the saxophone and rode ponies.
We parted on bad terms,
but he was an OK guy.

I have never been to States if wish to come someday. And there are many doppelgangers not only of my person.

Are you drunk sometimes?
If not, you should and then post.

Well, OK. Sorry to hear about the anorgasmia. Cheers.

No longer an alcoholic, need an occassion which may last several days then. What's the point in writing drunk nonsense and then regret it?

No regrets.

Fun?

Fun=drunkeness without hangover. Come to Poland!

I never get hangovers from absinthe.
Come to France.

I never get hangovers from absinthe either. Lucid, on the other hand, gives me one fucking mean ass hangover.

So do I. Some time in the future we shall meet I believe. So many places to see, so many spirits to swallow.

Depending if you treat it as absinthe or not, otherwise...

Goddamit! Pretend you are in a bar w/mutliple fucks yakkin', watch how this works, then close your eyes and see the magic.

Hey, Sock Smellin' Frog Ass,
*insert your drivel here*

See!! It's like bein' in a bar w/some fucks you wanns talk to, some fucks you want to avoid, some fucks you don't really notice, some fucks you think mebbe, just mebbe, if they could see you collection of xot glasses you could touch their panties.

'xactly my point.
Lots of nice fucks here.
Eat the xit, or spill it.

Nice!

The last point,
that is.

The rest is xit.

That's what I thought you said.

I like to understand the Polish 4 times in a row.