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DrinkSlinger
Let the poo flinging commence.
TheGreenOne
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Nymphadora
Why thank you, drinkslinger. I'll get my slingshot handy.
Kirk
I hate you all.
Nymphadora
But I LOVE you and your sausage, Kirk.
Masque
A poo-flinging thread? Someone get DG!
greeneyes
Half of the membership never did, but for the other half it was well worth the effort.
Helfrich
I love Nymphadora.
Fuck the rest of you!
Nymphadora
Love you too Helfrich!
absinthist
Who doesn't love Nymph, will have to deal with me.
greeneyes
Who does will have to deal with crab lice.
Nymphadora
No, hon. I run a clean machine.

But I imagine Stroller has plenty of parasites by now.

Absinthist: thanks.
DrinkSlinger
The first gob of poo has been officially slung.
greeneyes
...™
Headouard P.
It was the splat heard 'round the Lounge.
greeneyes
Perhaps not entirely 'round.
Stroller might be enjoying his "Ignore User" feature.
Louched Liver
QUOTE(absinthist @ Jul 2 2007, 03:08 PM) *
Who doesn't love Nymph, will have to deal with me.

Oh, boy.

Gonna talk to me
until I puke from
dizziness?
jaded prol
Xouldn't take long either.
Louched Liver
Too long so far.
Nymphadora
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jul 2 2007, 01:44 PM) *

Perhaps not entirely 'round.
Stroller might be enjoying his "Ignore User" feature.


Probably. He has no qualms about threatening me in private messenges. He doesn't want everyone else to know he's such a schmuck. Could also explain his penchant for puppets.
Louched Liver
Sounds like some
fun went down.
Porkio
Let's talk about that. I'm bored with the other drama. That's like so 3 days ago.


Louched Liver
So, anyway, in Seattle...
greeneyes
The story's credibility is already xot
as it is improbable that Liver recalls anything from Seattle.
greeneyes
Why does Dinky's title remind me of the Barney™ song?
Louched Liver
I was a good boy
in Seattle until
the lulling ambiance
of the airport.
Louched Liver
Um, well,
I bitched a lot,
only on a 'cuz
the thing wasn't
run to my OCD
anal compulsive
standards.
Louched Liver
And speakin' of
anal-
Mrs. Micro B
stabbin' me in
the asshole
@ the hotel was
lovely.
G&C
Still festering.
Louched Liver
Um, yeah.

Dirty girl.
Dirty stick.
Nymphadora
You got stabbed in the asshole?! With what?
Louched Liver
Dirty stick.
absinthist
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jul 2 2007, 02:34 PM) *

QUOTE(absinthist @ Jul 2 2007, 03:08 PM) *
Who doesn't love Nymph, will have to deal with me.

Oh, boy.

Gonna talk to me
until I puke from
dizziness?


Pukin's healthy, poking at even healthier.
Louched Liver
You must
feel wonderful.
CelticGent
i'm here about the fucking
Helfrich
So am I. It's all about absent tits.
Still waiting for the action.
mthuilli
Fuck yes!
Louched Liver
Um, no.
Louchelooker
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jul 2 2007, 10:59 PM) *

I was a good boy
in Seattle until
the lulling ambiance
of the airport.

The only time you
were a good boy
was at the airport.
I can't believe they
can change reservations
that quickly and easily.
Good thing too.


And you were bitching
because I was spooning
you in the room and
not the other way
around.
Stroller
I thought he was upset because you didn't offer to push in his stool.
Louchelooker
He didn't sit down
long enough. He
was up and running
from the get go.

Especially when
he was moshing to
Dickie Slackie's
muzak.
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