Porkio
Jul 2 2007, 05:34 PM
QUOTE(Headouard P. @ Jul 2 2007, 07:58 PM)
I like the part where the giant serpent bursts
up through the warehouse floor and Big Mango is
riding in a green stone chariot. His wild white flowing
beard is flicking poison darts at the boys, his eye shooting
flames at the open vat of fresh distillate. Oxy draws his
glock and is ready to open fire, Peter pulls out
his trusty cutlass. POW SLUICE! Mango down, the
snakes head hits the floor... But wait there's
movement! Where's Grim?
Bloody and covered in bile out of the serpents neck
slides Grim, "were you looking for this?" He holds
in his hand a wet copy of The Protocols of
the Elders of WINE wherein the truth lies...
And then Ted busts through the wall, turns green, rips his shirt off and smashes everything.
greeneyes
Jul 2 2007, 05:57 PM
QUOTE(Porkio @ Jul 2 2007, 09:34 PM)
QUOTE(Headouard P. @ Jul 2 2007, 07:58 PM)
I like the part where the giant serpent bursts ...
And then Ted busts through the wall, turns green, rips his shirt off and smashes everything.
Just before PeeVee goes all froggie-style parkour
and tearasses all the way across town
making it to the vault just in time to shut off the device
(which is the kickassin'est part).
greeneyes
Jul 2 2007, 05:58 PM
May we safely call this thread a corpse now?
Le Gimp
Jul 2 2007, 06:23 PM
DrinkSlinger
Jul 2 2007, 07:22 PM
But did grimmy save the town of retarded midget elves, was hiram ever heard from again. and will artemis break the curse?
You can't end it like this...
I see, it's just a setup for the sequel.
Louched Liver
Jul 2 2007, 09:16 PM
As the Xit
Louches.
Headouard P.
Jul 2 2007, 09:18 PM
If there's going to be happy a ending
the Box Office thread
would be the place to have it.
Louched Liver
Jul 2 2007, 09:22 PM
See ya elsewheres,
then.
Louched Liver
Jul 2 2007, 09:24 PM
I extended a
hand to PaPa
PeeVee via
PeeEm and ain't
heard xit back.
Louched Liver
Jul 2 2007, 09:24 PM
Was Hemingway
ever a pariah?
Headouard P.
Jul 2 2007, 09:33 PM
Believe it or not.
He might be busy.
You know, that whole RL thing?
Headouard P.
Jul 2 2007, 09:41 PM
On second thought... Why would you
have to extend that chopstick you call
a hand anyhow?
absinthist
Jul 3 2007, 12:37 AM
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jul 2 2007, 04:19 PM)
I recommend
battery acid for
my friend from
Jupiter.
Once you sign the proposed truce, you shall get the desired booze. And space monkeys are fuckin' fast, I tell ya.
Louched Liver
Jul 3 2007, 02:17 AM
Why put out
the paw to
PawPaw?
On a 'cuz of
the mistunderstanding.
Wild Bill Turkey
Jul 3 2007, 02:29 AM
QUOTE(Headouard P. @ Jul 2 2007, 10:18 PM)
If there's going to be happy a ending
the Box Office thread
would be the place to have it.
I would have thought Smutty's place...
the money shot is not likely to be work safe.
absinthist
Jul 3 2007, 02:40 AM
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jul 3 2007, 02:17 AM)
Why put out
the paw to
PawPaw?
On a 'cuz of
the mistunderstanding.
We can guarantee no backstabbing while or after the signing. And uplifting the ban on goods/info transfer 'tween Jupiter and Tallywhacker.
Louched Liver
Jul 3 2007, 05:17 AM
wow
Kirk
Jul 3 2007, 05:18 AM
Mars?
absinthist
Jul 3 2007, 05:30 AM
We cannot speak on behalf of them. There has been coup d'etat (marsial law) lately so not so sure.
sixela
Jul 3 2007, 05:36 AM
Even in Latin, the genitive of Mars is Martis (the root being Mart-) and the derived adjective is martialis.
Speaking of Martialis:
"Stultus labor est ineptiarum."
absinthist
Jul 3 2007, 05:41 AM
If you do not get the pun, you are ruining all the fun.
mthuilli
Jul 3 2007, 05:47 AM
Fun?
absinthist
Jul 3 2007, 05:48 AM
Cat-killin' gun?
DrinkSlinger
Jul 3 2007, 05:53 AM
That's a good way to start a truce with Liver.
Throw booze into the deal.
mthuilli
Jul 3 2007, 05:53 AM
Yep.
That was fun.
Louched Liver
Jul 3 2007, 05:56 AM
What Dinky said.
absinthist
Jul 3 2007, 05:57 AM
QUOTE(DrinkSlinger @ Jul 3 2007, 05:53 AM)
That's a good way to start a truce with Liver.
Throw booze into the deal.
Shhh... it is a secret clause.
Cat was brilliant, indeed. Much better than obnoxious all-the-same Peter's bunny.
DrinkSlinger
Jul 3 2007, 06:01 AM
It's not so secret when you throw it right out there numbnuts.
Didn't you read ANY of the nearly 500 posts about "Secrecy"?
Sheesh.
Louched Liver
Jul 3 2007, 06:06 AM
He thought they
were secret.
absinthist
Jul 3 2007, 06:08 AM
There are two more not revealed.
And yeah, the thread & lt;ASomeoneElseToldWhatNotSupposedToTellBlowForumNotManyKnew
OfmadeBunnyCryAsFuck> was quite interesting if sad.
DrinkSlinger
Jul 3 2007, 06:14 AM
I'm still anxiously awaiting the happy ending...
absinthist
Jul 3 2007, 06:16 AM
Will drink to that.
sixela
Jul 3 2007, 06:22 AM
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jul 3 2007, 03:47 PM)
Fun?
You mean you don't like watching train wrecks?
Porkio
Jul 3 2007, 07:14 AM
Better than being in one.
CelticGent
Jul 3 2007, 07:58 AM
some dumass told me to look at all the drama at the lounge.
grate.
so glad i came out of hibernation for this mickey mouse bullshit.
Porkio
Jul 3 2007, 08:01 AM
Dumbass. They told you to come back so we could have some REAL drama, not this Mickey Mouse bullshit. Start flinging shit already!
And good to see you!
CelticGent
Jul 3 2007, 08:07 AM
fuck you short round
greeneyes
Jul 3 2007, 08:11 AM
QUOTE(absinthist @ Jul 3 2007, 09:41 AM)
If you do not get the pun...
He saw your pun and raised you some irony.
I call.
greeneyes
Jul 3 2007, 08:12 AM
Heya, big boy.
Pork's not all that round.
CelticGent
Jul 3 2007, 08:14 AM
shadap you,
i'm rubbing one out and am waiting for him to call me Dr. Jones in an ohreeyentall accent so's i can spurt
mthuilli
Jul 3 2007, 08:20 AM
As if we needed ugly CG in this fucking mess.
Yo CG!
CelticGent
Jul 3 2007, 09:34 AM
beauty is subjective
jaded prol
Jul 3 2007, 09:47 AM
See what you're missing being sober?
Porkio
Jul 3 2007, 09:52 AM
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Jul 3 2007, 12:14 PM)
shadap you,
i'm rubbing one out and am waiting for him to call me Dr. Jones in an ohreeyentall accent so's i can spurt
You lissen to me docta zjones!
(I figured it wouldn't work unless you had the usual picture of the young asian boy as "inspiration").
CelticGent
Jul 3 2007, 09:53 AM
a bunch of self hatred, a bunch of arguments, and a bunch of hangovers?
oh, wait.....were you talking about this shithole?
jaded prol
Jul 3 2007, 09:54 AM
Butt you keep cumming back . . .
CelticGent
Jul 3 2007, 09:57 AM
sad, isn't it? butt at least this time i was nudged to drop in.
thanks porky!
NO TIME FOR LOVE DR JONES
Porkio
Jul 3 2007, 10:01 AM
You're welcome. Don't forget to throw that sock away now that you're done and erase this page from your browser history.
CelticGent
Jul 3 2007, 10:08 AM
only if you promise to dress up like the last dragon and bend over while i yell out SHO NUFF repeatedly
mthuilli
Jul 3 2007, 10:36 AM
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Jul 3 2007, 07:34 PM)
beauty is subjective
Was refering to "Bigly, ugly, lugly."
I'm really glad to see you here btw.
Efen if I know you won't stay.
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