Ok.

So why the fuck am I posting here?

Well, I've been sober and shit... except for tonight.

And I've been thinking A LOT on the concept of moderation and cumulative effects.

Listen.

I want EVERYONE here to enjoy a fruitful (no, not fruity ya' fucks!) ((Although if that's where you are, God Bless Ya'.)) life and I've been concerned about moderation and cumulative effects!

TAKE IT FROM ME!!!

A soul who looked upon a river filled with dead souls of those who gave into the seduction of La Fee Verte! and choose another road! Talk to Abby, LL, Peeps, Cros, DS... break from from the prison and you'll see it!!!

What is it!

Ha!

Ha!

Please... there really is a reason why Marie wrote what she did back in the day.

Oh... God Bless Ya! You fine crafters of the he-licks-her!!!

Whas'up Larry!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvfZaNRpIOA...ted&search=

In the morning, I'll have NO IDEA what this means except for this...


GO TO THE PA RENNAISSANCE FESTIVALE IN OCTOBER!!!

You make as much sense as AbsentTits when you're drunk. And your spelling is even worse.

But,
we like Digits.

Quite monotonous, if appreciable when one's so drunk.

I'll bet digits be feeling like shizzit today.

Yep.

When you only
dance occasionally,
you feel it morer.

How peculiar.
I've been thinking about you, Digit Boy.
Just yesterday I was thinking about how much you added here
and the wisdom in the choices that keep you away.
I was silently supporting those choices from a distance.
Probably should have sent an e-mail.

I think about moderation and cumulative effects all the time.
I think that's pretty rational stuff,
even though it has made me pretty much a teetotaler.
There are other ways to embrace the Dionysian
that don't feel so much like sleeping with the enemy,
like smooching with the hordes that took your brother, your lover, your sister.

It's always gratifying to see you here.

Illumination and warmth are such primally basic human wishes.
I worry that sometimes things cast a cheery glow
because, actually, they are combusting.

rennfaires are for fags

I moderate. 1 drink every other day.

Some days I only consider to be 4 hours long though.

So, you'll die soon
like a fruity fly?

Who's not a drinker, he's a stinker.

Or smart.

As long it works
for them.

Makes fuckers
scarce in here.

Whatever it takes.
Prifuckin'orities.
I'm fine with 'em.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose anything but the fucking LOUNGE

But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I'll Spot ya that.

eh, i'ts been working grate fer me.

might end up looking for a cozy clocktower to aim from.


butt till then, i'm doin grate.

I'd recommend a more spacious clock tower.

dude,

i've actually lost tonnage

'twas rethorical, we believe?

Sure it's not just misplaced?

If'n it were
a cocktower,
it would be
microscopic.

Eh, CG I got all that and
I still drink like a small fish.
I don't binge or go hog wild
all the time, but I get into
a nice glass quite often and
I enjoy it.

But don't worry, I can quit
anytime I want. I don't need
alkyhall. I can stop. I got the
willpower. I got the courage.
I got style. I got pizazz.
Who could ask for anything
more?

DIGITS!!!!!