if i didn't hate you all i'd cry with happiness

Try the same search on Yahoo. Fee Verte wins this time.

looks like we've got some anal raping to do, folks.

Try a Google search on

absinthe coitus interruptus

I get all 3 absinthe forums (OK, Sixela: fora) in the Top 10.

Don't look at me like that. And with all that false melena, even your weenis wouldn't be fitting.

One of these days you're going to say something someone understands.

But not today.

It's a craze.

AbsentTits epitaph, mine, or both?

Well, I've added a link for the people who aren't paying attention (or don't give a fuck about me but would still want to understand the post).

Your humor's a little dark these days, Six.

Metal in your
ass will do that.

There will be no epitaphs. Truce was delivered. And seems so far to have been accepted.

Soundtrack to anal.

Not far from the truth...


If Kraftwerk would have made that record, I think the cover would have looked like this:

"I'm the operator
of my anal staple-ator."

if kraftwerk would've made that album, it would've been pretentious THEN, not wait 15-20 years to become pretentious like metallica did...

Ok, Kurt Loder.

Oh, my eyes.

yep, that's exactly what a mexican would say during that operation, peeps

Reminds me of a certain hog processing pic . . .

Yeah, that's some dark xit.

Look before ya
flush, too, eh?

The diagram is worse than the photo.
It makes you want to study it and understand.

Which is not a good idea.

Um, no.

I'm down w/xit.

Oh, there are also photos that are a bit more explicit.

That kind of anal porn is definitely not work safe, though.

Pleeeze, no!

Depends on where
ya work.

Have no fear.

You're outtah here?

Why am I always susceptible to prurient curiosity?
I am not proud of this.

No; the surgeon just showed me the pictures, but he didn't provide the URLs.

It explains a lot.

You're making much more sense now.

peeps,
it'd be a lot more dangerous if'n you were a cat, no?

Nice to see you around CG!

Doctors hate dealing with me.
They always have to explain everything in detail
and answer a series of questions
and respond to the hypotheses I walk in with,
plus let me check out their instruments,
maybe even touch them.

Heard from the eye doc the other day,
"Now you know more already than I ever tell my other patients.
You are right about [her plan to stick a neato rod in my eye to test intraocular pressure]
Will you please sit still?"

Gotta be the same for Six's docs.

i wish it was good to be back.

but i hate you all.

So there's
balance, anyway.

new balance or old balance?

I had a pair
of New Balance
1nce.

Even actually ran
in them.

Trying to escape
my reality.

LIAR

they don't sell those at payless

I don't get anything
at Payless except
jail time.

My father is a one. Lots of fun a la maison, I tell ya.

Balance=orpiment. Period.

since when, bogo?

get yourself some taste?

Restraining order.

There always has been fun since AFAIDR. Come and see fer yerself, if no sobriety is guaranteed. When there is taste, there must be fun.