The big dogs are running today.
Well, plus me.
Noobs who are inclined to take every quip
as a personal assault
(with hand-wringing and/or
non-sequitur truce offers when there is no fight):
Watch.
Learn.

and douche

Shhhhh...now you'll have to buy him the booze.

Everyone xould.

I'm great.

Santa's never breaking the promise once given.

Appreciated.

And you can slide
down my chimney
if ever near where
I may be living.

Jupiter has many elves as slaves, they shall deliver.

*bow in gratitude*

yeah, but you say that to ALL the boys.

whore

And I thought
it was-
Slut.

i was pandering

And built like
a panda.

And 1/2 as bright.

BAMBOO!

Keep chewin'.

i eats shoots and leaves.

eat a dick, six

Tansy leaves are goooooooood.

That's right, baby.
You just settle yourself in
right on in here
and get cozy.

Liable to get squished if you wander.

or if you don't.

Like eating' em. Thass why Jupiter got conquered.

You got your tinfoil beanie on, doll?

You never know, but supposedly.

I miss the good 'ol days.