Head: You might be disappointed. "Hot" is not an adjective most would use to describe her. Despite her many efforts. She takes 20 photos of herself a day and spends hours on photoshop altering her double chin.

Girl, you made me work.
You should know by now that mods are an incorrigibly lazy breed.

Again, I apologize for that. I wasn't thinking and I should have been more responsible. I was distracted wondering what that pitviper was up to.

Distracted me from some cracking good fart humor, too; grumble, grumble.

Eh hem,

THAT'S NOT IGNORING HER, MY DEAR!

You're FEEDING the beast.

OK. No need to supplicate.
I'm just pissin' and moanin' now anyway.
Just promise to be meticulous about privacy from here on out, deal?

Deal.

Oh, and Nymph, PM me if you want help with your "Ignore User" feature.

Head's correct-
Catfight=hot,
even if the chicks
are dogs.

And Peeps.

Don't be confused by the views.
All I gotta do is hit refresh 1000 times
and it looks like something important is going on.

That's "Larsbogart" old.

Head: You're exactly right, but this woman has been after me for MONTHS! It was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Why thank you! I didn't even have to do anything!

OK. Here's a plan:

we'll harass you SO much that after that, you'll have no problem ignoring this insignificant worm. Deal? Unfortunately, I'm a bit short on material. Some nude pics, perhaps?

The alternative is to simply ignore her. If she's as flawed as you seem to think she is, she'll be on the fast track to end up with the reputation of Hellcat on her own merits. If she does, we'll tell you when you can switch off the "Ignore User" feature and gloat.

I like that portmanteau of "catharsis" and "crisis" ("catharisis"). A lot.

Sixela: No more nude photos. I learned my lesson. They'll just use it against you later.

Then how are we supposed to really harass you?

Holy cow, this is a lot of stuff to digest!


Id do the Rodney king quote, but I know this whole back story on all sides. And its not funny, pleasant or comprehensible. Shocking is more like it.

-=V=-

OK, So there's the ardor for Splenda.
I like mayonnaise. I just licked a bunch of it off of a spoon.
I eat my French fries with it, too.
It started as an affectation 'cause my cool Irish friend did it
but now I really, really dig it.

What else you got to bring to the table, chiquita?

And you would be,
Vince'sRear?

Is it laundry day?

Twould seem
to be.

I guess fucks can
relax and let fly
here.

We are so unwelcoming,
unlike W5.

Yes, Vincent, it certainly is.

It's good to see you here. You're able to shed some light in this murky situation, I know.

No, it's not funny. It's shocking.

Here's one for you: '

Not so shocking as tawdry with abuse and stalking thrown in for added tension.

Bad grammar
always is shocking.

And kettle Internet
Predator calling out
the pot.

Welcome to the Civilised World. Just don't call them French, and you'll be fine.

If you persist in calling them French, the Frites Mafia will visit you. This is the president:



You don't want anything bad to happen, now do you?

If I look like
that after eating
dem pommes de
terre w/the white
death, well then,
fuck it.

Sweet Mother o' Mercy!
15 More years of Frite Fries w/ mayo and I could be that guy.

I never could stomach mayonaisse with fries. Blech! Traditional catsup girl here!

Peeps,
You misspelled-
"days".

And Pymph,
Catch up, it's
ketchup.

Ohhh look now it's my ex posting here! How'd you find it?


edit to add:

I'd welcome you, btw, but I'm new here and it would be weird.

Found it not good, apparently.

Ah, fuck it, Amber.
We don't welcome people anyway.
Notice I called it your "intro" thread.

I can't help it. I'm just so warm, fuzzy and perky all the time.

That's probably because you found it too difficult to spell and you couldn't handle it.

Note: it's hard to find good mayonnaise in the US.

It shouldn't be confused with the sickly sweet white thing that passes for it in the US; you have to make it yourself if you want it.

An egg, salt, pepper, really good mustard, lemon juice, wine vinegar, and colza oil (or rapeseed oil if you live in the cultural desert where Brassica Napus trumps Brassica Campestris var. oleifera). Nothing more, nothing less.


Blonde™.


Catsup's fine. Just not on fries, at least not unless your mental age is over 10. My older son is just starting to feel my Righteous Ire when he asks for it.

This may be news to you, but we don't fucking care. When we let threads drift off-topic, it's not to make them look like Brazilian soaps.

Tell you what,
Daddy, I like me
the spudz and
tomato squeezin's.

Xit!
Vee Eye got
his snap on!

But Liver,
do you know how to properly prepare brussles sprouts?

Throw 'em away?

Haha! You heathen!

Sixer's got his 'tude on.

Sixer: Yes, one of the main reason I prefer catsup is due to the easier spelling.

And I have a tomato fetish.

Throwin' rotten
ones, apparently.

Ohsplat!

If I had any and had a good target, I certainly would.

Mayo w fries = good.

Tomatoes = canning for making sauce later on.

Oh wait. Mayonnaise and french fries. I understand that lingo. If I splurge and eat fries I wouldn't even consider eating them with catsup anymore.