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Louched Liver
Good thing I
looked at the
calendar, I'm
not in until 6.
Fucktard me
was gonna go
in @ 5.
mthuilli
They're lovely.

Get a room.
Louched Liver
I'm waiting
there now.
absinthist
QUOTE(Helfrich @ Jul 6 2007, 10:41 AM) *

The Sock almost killed Tits because of your teasing.


Despite all odds, I am alive! Try more "traditional" means of death, Monsieur like "guillotine".
Wild Bill Turkey
The sock is just stocking you for the moment, following your movements, learning your habits. The kill cums later...
absinthist
It was my fault I have not killed him after he made MasterPC take such a long break.

If he implies La Caugoule's methods, he might achieve something, if probablement, everything will end over a glass or 10 of something dear to us both.
mthuilli
Yeah, I killed MasterPC on WS.
But he's a dick.
My sock is fully loaded for ya.
Stroller
Must be one sticky sock.
Wild Bill Turkey
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jul 6 2007, 12:58 PM) *

he's a dick.

Wait, I thought MPC was a woman, pretending to be a man who was pretending to be a woman, but posing as a man.
absinthist
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jul 6 2007, 11:58 AM) *

Yeah, I killed MasterPC on WS.
But he's a dick.
My sock is fully loaded for ya.


Oh, it is long way for him to become greater dick than you are. Big respect, Monsieur.
mthuilli
So?
He's a dick or a pussy?
hissykitties
Depends on what side of the sock you're on.
Wild Bill Turkey
QUOTE(absinthist @ Jul 6 2007, 01:10 PM) *

Oh, it is long way for him to become greater dick than you are. Big respect, Monsieur.

Wow.

You've chosen the Lounge as the venue to champion the biggest post-padder in the history of the WS.


Truly, you have a gift.

{Edited for conversational-flow clarity}
hissykitties
Moi?
hissykitties
Has it only been a week since he joined?
Wild Bill Turkey
QUOTE(hissykitties @ Jul 6 2007, 01:16 PM) *

Moi?

Mais non, ma cherie!
absinthist
QUOTE(Wild Bill Turkey @ Jul 6 2007, 12:16 PM) *

QUOTE(absinthist @ Jul 6 2007, 01:10 PM) *

Oh, it is long way for him to become greater dick than you are. Big respect, Monsieur.

Wow.

You've chosen the Lounge as the venue to champion the biggest post-padder in the history of the WS.


Truly, you have a gift.

{Edited for conversational-flow clarity}


I have always been the Third One™ and I am happy with it. The Lounge choosing has nothing to do with either MasterPC or WS.
mthuilli
So
Don't you feel uncomfortable?
absinthist
Not at all. Everything depends on mood and topics; sometimes, you do not want to post, just reading/lurking nad such.

And if you are having very interesting conversation in private and PMs' transfer is quite hot, you do not post that often, either, if still talk a lot.

Look at FV of today, it has barely moved.
mthuilli
Hissy, you're a queen.
Not a pussy.
On t'aime.
hissykitties
QUOTE(Wild Bill Turkey @ Jul 6 2007, 12:21 PM) *

QUOTE(hissykitties @ Jul 6 2007, 01:16 PM) *

Moi?

Mais non, ma cherie!

Meow.
hissykitties
This place should get the prize for speed posting today.
mthuilli
Speed dating?
Where the fuck is Oscar?
Stroller
Prolly stuck in traffic about now.
Nymphadora
Hissy, how is Oscar doing with the 'stone' situation?
hissykitties
I thought he was starting to roll, but he really is stuck in traffic.


Nymph, he's almost Stone Free.
Helfrich
QUOTE(absinthist @ Jul 6 2007, 10:28 PM) *

Not at all.

What's the matter with you? What the hell is the matter with you?
Nymphadora
Good to hear, kitty. Tell him I wish him a most speedy recovery.
absinthist
QUOTE(hissykitties @ Jul 6 2007, 12:31 PM) *

This place should get the prize for speed posting today.


Assuming the last post at FV was at 11:16 a.m., here is 12:44 p.m., and on Jupiter we have 22:45, quite a speed it is!

For Helfrich: I am becoming sentimental?
Helfrich
No, I was. Never mind. I'll shoot myself tonight.
absinthist
Before pulling the trigger, make a photo, so I will paint your portrait, even if you plan to see it posthumously.
Crosby
QUOTE(Wild Bill Turkey @ Jul 6 2007, 01:09 PM) *

Wait, I thought MPC was a woman, pretending to be a man who was pretending to be a woman, but posing as a man.

As fascinating as that is, it doesn’t make me miss H5 at all.
G&C
QUOTE
Tell him I wish him a most speedy recovery.

Nice thought butt much too late.
Louched Liver
Butt munch?
jaded prol
Hungry?
Slate
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jul 6 2007, 03:58 PM) *
Yeah, I killed MasterPC on WS. But he's a dick.
Wow, hemmorhoid. Quite an achievement.

MPC didn't know he was padding posts. He'd never posted to a forum before, so he treated it like a chat room. All someone had to do was explain the rules to him. So here's an update, mthuilli: You're the dick.

And Helfrich, that was right cunty of you to pop over to WS and link to this thread. You follow? Deliberately hurtful. Think about it.

Some sad fucking assholes in this crowd.
greeneyes
Slate calling "asshole" sure snaps my head around.
Weightier than most of the locals throwing the appellation.
I don't know half the story, it seems.

(And hello, dear heart. wub.gif)
greeneyes
It occurs to me that I'll be known be WoodWormians mostly for bad semen humor.
Life is funny.
Crosby
QUOTE(Slate @ Jul 6 2007, 07:33 PM) *

Some sad fucking assholes in this crowd.

And some ass kissing cocksuckers too.
absinthist
QUOTE(Slate @ Jul 6 2007, 06:33 PM) *

QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jul 6 2007, 03:58 PM) *
Yeah, I killed MasterPC on WS. But he's a dick.
Wow, hemmorhoid. Quite an achievement.

MPC didn't know he was padding posts. He'd never posted to a forum before, so he treated it like a chat room. All someone had to do was explain the rules to him. So here's an update, mthuilli: You're the dick.

And Helfrich, that was right cunty of you to pop over to WS and link to this thread. You follow? Deliberately hurtful. Think about it.

Some sad fucking assholes in this crowd.


Hey, Brooks, good to see you here.
mthuilli
Slate/Brooks, 2 different worlds, Lounge and WS.
Don't take it personally.
MPC is a dick.
Tits is a dick.
I'm a dick. Plus a sock.
1-1-1

End of story.
sixela
QUOTE(Headouard P. @ Jul 6 2007, 01:38 AM) *

I met Markus.
  • I did not have to hide behind Oxy
  • I did not run away screaming
  • I did not have to buy something to get him away from me
  • He didn't chase me down to try to sell me something else
  • I didn't have to give him my phone number
  • And he didn't ask me to vouch for his character on any of the forums
  • Nor state that I am doing this totally unprompted


Shorthand notation: Markus is not Alan?

absinthist
That was really no holds barred, TMPA.
Louched Liver
Tits
Means
Puckered
Asshole?
sixela
No. Probably "the Most Pompous Ass", i.e., me.

Never mind that you never capitalise a definite article in a title and usually elide it in an abbreviation, but I digress.

I think I'll start referring to him as a FIMP (foot in mouth putting).
Crosby
QUOTE(sixela @ Jul 7 2007, 02:20 AM) *

No. Probably "the Most Pompous Ass", i.e., me.

Shouldn't that read "puss filled"? repuke.gif
Louched Liver
Pus?
absinthist
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jul 7 2007, 01:10 AM) *

Tits
Means
Puckered
Asshole?


Best interpretation so far-we have a winner!

For tMPA (or MPA for short): it is your title and you know I won't take it away from you. You should copyright it.
Helfrich
QUOTE(Slate @ Jul 7 2007, 04:33 AM) *

And Helfrich, that was right cunty of you to pop over to WS and link to this thread. You follow? Deliberately hurtful. Think about it.

Shut up please. I'm not here to think and the fucker didn't even answer my polite question.
jaded prol
Brooks is a jewel and rarely calls anyone out. Respect his opinion.




If he calls you an ass, put on the yoke.
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