What was the point of joining?

to feel like a part of greatness.

Yeah, or to put it on your Resume. Definately.

They want to be in our Yearbook picture.

Scared of 'Da Wraith'?

the giveaway from the moon?

Maybe they're ascairt.

Here's one that's been bugging me. Uhclem signed up Nov. 21, but hasn't said a word yet. I'm eager to know about that name. It's familiar, but I can't place it.

Spill, uhclem. Don't fear the Peeper.

I saw Uhclem poking around a lot last week, and I almost invited him/her inside, but then I didn't. Laziness or distraction or something.

I'm sure (s)he'll speak up when (s)he has something to say. Maybe this will provoke action.

Ha!
Good one, peeps.



Come out, come out wherever you are...

Yes ... we're not really scary. We just post that way.

DG

Good one,DG.

Is Jessica Rabbit your type?

uhclem fucker.

Nope ... I like my women like I like my coffee ...

Cold and bitter.

DG

I always said "strong and bitter"

I always said black with no sugar.

Dribbling down my chin.

Ready at the push of a button...

Available at every corner shop...

With really good head...

Nekkidd!!

Here I thought you ground your own beans.

Did anyone here see A.I?

Soon reality will catch up with fantasy.There will be robot women in every color,natural and unnatural,and you won't have to push any buttons at all.Your wish will be their command.

I suppose if you don't like women with faces you might even order a headless robot. I do suppose at least one part of the head performs a vital function,but you could order one with no eyes(no soul-less soul to look up at you) and no nose.

How about just a mouth between the boobies,and no head would be necessary.

You could order any personality program you like.Cold and bitter might even be
the easiest one for the programmers to manage.

So do'nt fret.They won't even care what you look like or how you dress.
And by the time these roll off the factory floor it will be a good thing.

Cheers,gentleman.

'Ground up and stored in the Freezer"

Do'nt get to grindin' yet,Jethrow.

I was just having fun with some of the more blatantly neanderthal
comments some of you're fellow gentleman were making.

You seem like an OK guy to me,and I like talking about books
with you.

Cheers

Ughh heellooo that would be a "STEPFORD WIFE" been ther done that!

How was she?

Yeah, and they won't know how to spell, or make any sense.

Count me out.

Too late ... already been done.

Real Doll

DG

mee three

I enjoy the seduction (which hopefully never ends in a relationship) and sass and giving back and surprise.
So (won't) fuck that stupid shit.

Yes, I too discovered that foreplay is more than telling my wife, "Brace yourself."

DG

Did you learn that before or after she replied, "I don't have to brace myself for that"?

YEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAA! Get a rope babeeeeeee!

if you're looking for one with a noose, i'll gladly lend you mine.

Ha!

You so nasty (flips hair walks away) but, (turns around looks at CG) bawd menz make me cwazy!

judging by your posts, you must be surrounded by them 24-7.

and stop trying to look up my skirt!!

The thing that bugs me about you, HELLCAT, apart, of course, from the bad spelling and the lack of context and your basically abusive attitude toward the English language, is that you feel a need to make every thread about you: your battles, your turn-ons, your judgments, your biases. You never manage contribute to the conversation, but merely divert it to be about you.

Narcisism is pretty boring, when you get right down to it.

yeah, but did i tell you about my ass peanuts?

Are they really your ass peanuts, Celty? Or are they the ass peanuts that dwell deep down in all of us?

The Doctor.
Kickin' it with the knowledge.

we can share i guess.

tis the season.

maybe i'll start using green and red M&Ms

HELLCAT seems like the kind of girl I should loan money to without asking questions, and then sleep with her without asking if she's been tested. Yeah, that would be a really great idea...

Or you could just shoot her instead.

Unless of course she's actually one of those creep guys that lurks on internet forums flirting with other boys, and eventually you fall for it and he arranges to meet up with you, and then you get thrown into a well, while he dances around wearing the skin of his last vicitm while listening to "Changes" by David Bowie...

i was listening to Rebel,Rebel when you finally showed up, Porkio.

I'm kind of hurt that you don't remember.

I thought you were listening to John Tesh...

JEALOUS? Of course it's about me! Thanks for being sooo superior and grandiose! I am not abusive to any language. I am just having fun. Judge not least ye be judged. Or those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

I do not need YOUR money and I for one do not need to be TESTED.

FFFfffffffavvvvaaaaaaaaa beans. Clarisssssssssssssssssssssss