That stinks.

Do her friends call her Smelley Alley?

Ah, Sunday!:

I can post betterer
than you fucks w/my
eyes closed:

The Hills used to have Eyes until you came home and the sun reflecting off your albino skin blinded them permanently.

His profile does remind me of that guy in THHE.

Craven's Pluto:


Aja's Pluto:


I think the original is the liverest.

Butt the second has the punched eye.
A mix of both then.

And he's festering. On second thoughts...

Thanks guys.

You happy?
All about you, you and you again.

Anal rape.

That makes bunny smile.

Drink Hills and
Have My Brown Eye.

Kinda a mix of Pluto and Golem.
only taller
and pissier.

Definitely pissier.

Especially if you get between him and his "precious".

I usually keep
my hand around
it.

... and the other one down your pants?

7 year itch.

It's my 7" bitch.

You mean that ass hair you refuse to cut?
Damn Liver, bitches like it when you trim up around the pogostick. Get with the 90's already.

I used the electric
snippers and
promptly nicked
myself.

I was waiting for
one of those lovely
staph infections
to take root in
my root.

You gotta be carefull around the root.
'lectric's for getting close.
Mach 3 is for closerer still.

I use a double edge
safety razor now.

Scariest cutter this
side of a straight
razor.

I started out using one of those... with the twist open at the bottom?

Scary little fuckers.

I got scars to prove it.

This thread has proven to be a new low.

There's always a
new low here.

I use this Teutonic tuft terror:

All that talk is almost enough to make me grow a beard (again).

Beard = Pogo pad?

('cause we know they trimmed your shit up for the big sphincter stitch).

Pooper pad?

Does Nair work?

This is my new favorite thread.

I'll alert the media.

Everyone is fond of Grey in his flame jammies.

Egad.
There are so seldom women in the Ladies' Room.
I've taken to leaving my things around.
Help yourselves to the exorbitant hair products.
You might find a sandwich behind the paper towels.

Hair products? Now you're speaking my language. There's no Nair in the conditioner, is there? Wait... I imagine telling me would defeat the purpose.

I'll admit to putting nair in the shampoo, but not here.

No, no, no — no Nair in the conditioner.
Depilation is voluntary,
although I maintain that it is the polite thing to do.
What's your position?

Anything but misionary.

Depilation position?

Well, I could wear short shorts if I wanted to wear short shorts or if I even owned a pair of short shorts or if I wanted to blind strangers with the blinding whiteness of my legs in short shorts.

Gimp, you mispelled "dull".

Amber, so what you're saying is, no short shorts for you?

Yes. Given the blinding properties of her immaculate legs, she doesn't want the world to end up as described in "the Day of the Triffids" now, does she (probably with her and Nymph in the role of the slashing Triffids)?

Bad casting.

I do wear short shorts and I would rather portray Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors than a non singing Triffid.

I'm missing a third leg but I can be versatile.

I've been pissing
w/my 3rd leg.

And I can be
versatile w/it.

C'mon, now. There are finally women in the Ladies'. Don't "be versatile" on my parade.

I have an umbrella somewhere.