Rate this ladies!!!

Ha!

Humor and un-self-consciousness are among your outstanding Minty Virtues.
I'd clearly be a partial rater.

The flamejammies pic was more mintier.

That's the one.
Fookin' iconic.

Iconic, man.

You misspelled-
"idiotic".

Another green-eyed monster has hold of the Liver.

Now that's another sexy pic!

Why are the rest of you so shy?

I was thinking the same thing.

Hell, I'm not shy.
I just don't have any pics that don't involve x-ratings or other people.

Well, we, unlike others who shall remain nameless, are unable to locate those old photos taken twenty years ago on which we still looked great .

Don't tempt me you'll be real sorry.

Sixer: Ha! That ol' rumor. Sorry, darling. You've been misinformed.

Sand Box.

More like
litter box.

Who was going to remain nameless again?

Hook, line, sinker.

Did you actually look great?

Some of us had our good points . . .

The way I see it,
She either uses old pics, or dresses REALLY REALLY badly.

Well, one of my favorite pics is with me wearing a dress from Goodwill and sitting in a creek.

Dinky, your experience with women's fashion is limited to velcro, sequins and stripper thongs.

He selects his wardrobe for flash, not comfort.
It's not entirely fair to limit him to stripper thongs,
as I'm sure he can also be found sporting a C string.

Wire in your panty?!

If only that were the first time he had been asked that question.

Unfortunately my experience in women's fashions runs to the high end.

Don't forget that Strippers LOVE to spend crazy money on brand name crap.
I'd never heard of $800 jeans or $2000 purses 10 years ago.

Now, that just seems a drop in the bucket.

No wonder I
liked your
purse so
much.

Prada biotch.

You misspelled-
"~Y~".

Just had to.

Makes no sense,
but it's meanish.

~Y~ Had nothing on the last one.

She was the queen.
The ultimate.
My weakness.

So hopefully, now I know better...
(yeah, right).

BEET-ALKEEHAHL!!!!!

Ladies, you like this betterer?

C'mon, you're pushing harder on that thing than a breach baby.

CHEATER!!!

Yeah, it is kinda scary.

"IT'S GONNA BLOW"!!!

You misspelled-
"He likes to..."

YAR!!!!

The rest of you are wusseses.

I believe the correct term is 'front-ass'.

'Supposed to chew the
fuckin' watermelon.

What are you, part
anacondom?

My eyes, my eyes....

Chew?

You gotta be joking. You know I'm from the south and we got no teeth.

Sad, aint it?

Well, colorful.

Grouchy?

I'm pretty sure
she wants the
footage raw.

Well played, Spucky, well played.



Contrariwise, Liver, I appreciate the various states of undress.
I am a connoisseur.

There is seriously an underwear reviewer named Alice Smellie?