What does Google do with the printout?

Jerk off?

Yeah, the internet is getting scary.
Every time I bring up my homepage (yahoo)
the toolbar keeps putting up the
homepage toolbar even though I
disable it every time.

Now yahoo is giving suggestions in
the search box even though I turned
off the autocomplete function. I don't
want suggestions, I know what I'm
typing. It is starting to piss me off.

And one of the girls in the house
is signed up for the AIM crap.
Every time you turn on the computer
it automatically logs into AIM
even though I turned off the
"remember me" function. And it
takes an extra like twenty minutes
to sign into the damn thing....that
it does automatically even though
I don't want it to.

This computer shit is getting a
little too invasive and annoying.
I don't want everything spoon fed
to me which the computer/internet
seems to be doing anyway. And I
don't know how to shut that auto
crap off. Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh.

Yahoo?

You get what
you deserve.

Like cars that won't let me turn my lights off, or drive withgout all the seatbelts fastened, or without all the doors locked. Maybe I have my reasons. How 'bout this: I'll be the driver, and you be the fuckin car and shut up and do what I say?

Try getting a hamburger in a fast food place without cheese. Or without fries and a coke. No, I don't want a meal deal, and I asked for a hamburger, not a cheeseburger ( that's not really cheese, anyway) and as you can see, I already have a coke in my hand. Asking for a hamburger is just the start of a sales pitch, the end result of which, after three minutes of talk, is that I want a hamburger, just like I said at the start.

How would you like to pay for that?
Cash.
Would you like to apply for a Bobz Lickerz credit card?
No, thanks, here's...
You could save 5% on your first purchase. We also accept ATM and credit cards.
No, thanks.
Please step to one side, sir, I need a manager to open the cash drawer.

Those Visa commercials where the well-oiled machine of industry grinds to a screaching halt when somebody tries to pay with cash, drawing down the hatred of everyone in the place? I just hate that shit.

That AIM is insidious xit.

Don’t forget the extended warranty pitch, any time you purchase consumer electronics.

Ahh, the good 'ol days.

Long dead and gone...

Like yer dick's
freedom.

The kind of "consumer electronics" I'm apt to purchase
come with cleaning instructions, but not a warranty.

After every use...

Good ole' days?
Remember thumbprints as a requirement for credit card purchases?
Stores asking for your SS# for verification?

Google H5


Typed "wormw":

Why w I?

Perhaps installing Google analytics has something to do with it?

And, if ya
Google "anal",
you prolly post
here.