At least you don't whine about it -- 'course there's no money to made in whining.

Who the fuck is bowelandtoss?

One of your 29 MySpace friends.

Edit: 30. You just added one.

Friends are overrated.

Butt "friends" taint....

Alan should post the link on WS, they're always looking to keep up on the latest in Lounge information.

That's the fuggin' truth!

I've been waitin'
for the W5 twitter.

All they can doo is twitter --


It's like the Waco Absinthe cult ..

Following my blogs about the Lounge and H5, some useless information which someone will be able to make some sense of.

In July I have had 135 visits to my blog from the Lounge, and 95 from H5.

Visitors from the Lounge spent an average of 191 seconds on my blog; H5 visitors spent an average of 107 seconds.

Which must prove something. Oh yes, the Lounge interview was longer.

Of course some of these figures change significantly when I exclude visitors from Florida. And his mother.

My reader from the Netherlands looked at the blog article about the Lounge six times. My reader from Belgium looked at it once, discovered there were no spelling mistakes (thanks, greeneyes) and didn't come back.

It takes us longer on a cause we have to sound out the big words.

Appearances can be deceptive. I am actually in the US attached to a T-mobile hotspot, so the Belgian is not who you think.

Numbers aside Alan knows where his bread is buttered.

I haven't actually visited that blog.

But, it's mostly
Me, Me, Me and
totally Loungey.

I'll give Alan credit-
He had an idea on
how he wanted the
inteview to go. I said
that I'm going to be me,
so he can edit it to
match his vision, run
w/it the way I'm gonna
do it anyway, or get
someone else.

Like he sez at the end
of the interview, he
ended up getting the
Lounge, which he didn't
intend to happen.

And he's still
workin' on it,
to our benefit.

H5 members took
less time to read
it because they
were only lookin'
for word of their
glorious, exhalted,
leader for life.

And all the profanity
prolly make 'em sick.

Like it did my mother.

H5 - Ha. Suckah's

Liver- Visionary

Alan- didn't you used to shill Lafee?

"A shill is an associate of a person selling goods or services or a political group, who pretends no association to the seller/group and assumes the air of an enthusiastic customer." (Wikipedia)

So, no. I never shilled La Fee.

Anyone want a bottle of it? It's grate.

Well, at least you're not Shilling it now.

...and to be honest.
It's not too bad in a peepaccino, or an eyeopener. Other than that, it'll clean your sink fairly well.

It's better than Lucid.

I beg to differ.

Differ away. Not much point in debating Crapsinthe.

I concur.

I've not tried La Fee yet.
But I can say that Lucid
is better than Wormwood
Blanche and Duplais. It is
even better than old Un Emile,
Segarra 45 and Pernod 68.
It is on par with the old
Verte de Fougerolles.

The Segarra 45 is the only one I'd ever pay for again.

I found some Segarra in my basement, along with a shitload of other little fucks that need killing.

Segarra?
Um, no.
Except to whip
it in the freezer
and see the lil'
needles.

I'll take a
bottle of
La Fee.

I'll take a
bottle of
anything.

... and a glazed donut to go...

I'll pass on the
doughnut.

Never on free
hootch.

Never.

"If you think of the Lounge as a dive bar, you'd get it quicker..."

So, so true.

Say hi to the Grate-H for me. Waddaya think of his new booze?

Does Goose kiss you after you suck Hiram's dick?

Co-incidentally someone in Seattle just did a google search for absinthe bad liver and found my blog.

It would be interesting to see you xit TONE.

I've heard you could be injured if you stand too close.








Grate innerview Louchie -- really nailed it.

It's getting harder and harder to hate Alan these days.

Tell me about it.

Not with suffient practice.

Although I would drink anything Alan is selling before Marteau de Shill

Thank you for sharing that information.

It's big news
on a small
subject.

So, you talked to his wife?

Would you drink Angelique?

That question for Alan?

No, TGO.