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alanmoss
Yet another damned blog!

The start's not quite right, the end's a bit tacky, but the 2/3 lines right in the middle are almost OK.



LeRoy
Nice Post!
Cool, Liver!
But, why am I the only drunk here tonight?
DrinkSlinger
I'm fucking glad you didn't interview me.
alanmoss
Not yet.
Helfrich
Excellent! I especially enjoyed the Cros examination part and the Capote metaphor. The lawn picture is very well picked -- I wasn't expecting it to look so paltry. The tacky, tree-hugging style ending is appropriate and exalting. Bravo.
Louched Liver
Wish I'd had
2-3 lines when
I did the interview.
Louched Liver
That's how the yard looked a couple months
after I bought the Mini Mansion. In 03. And after
I cut down the jungle, picked up the 9 40 oz
bottles, the 2 full diapers, the women's purse
and had two truckloads and 85 35 gallon bags
of trash hauled out. Plus, before all the
planting, weeding, hedge trimming,
and of course-lawn mowing.

Here's how it looked this May:
Louched Liver
Thanks, now I'm homesick again:

Louched Liver
And I miss a buncha fucks here LFin'.

Louched Liver
If I had a $
for everyone
who came
through my
doors-

I'd be HighRam.
Louched Liver
Alan Gathers No,
You xould change
that fake 1st part
w/a real chat w/Dinky.
Helfrich
It looks paradisiacal. Hanging around on lawn care forums must be worth while. Ow, and the interview is entertaining and instructive. Thanks.
Louched Liver
Really, haven't
found that part
of the Net yet.
G&C
QUOTE
If I had a $
for everyone
who came
through my
doors-

I'd be HighRam.

You made me spit coffee!
Helfrich
My world-picture collapses. Please don't tell me you made up that online pissing contest as well.
Louched Liver
Um, no.

Moss made up the
start of the article
w/Cros, and that's
why it don't work.

Even he cops to it.

Anything nasty, venal,
mean, petty or cruel
relating to the Lounge
is completely true.
alanmoss
Liver's right.

So I cut the Crosby bit. Shame since it was about the only bit Helfrich liked and I want to keep him happy. Crosby's going to be pissed when he finds I've cut his lines.

To compensate, I've added links to words like hardon, God, Allentown for those who don't understand.

And to the lawn care forum.
Helfrich
Those added links are very helpful. I'm moved by the fact that you want to keep me happy. Thank you so much, Moss!

The end is still kind of disturbing, though.
Louched Liver
Aren't all our
ends kind of
disturbing when
looked at closely?
Louched Liver
Or smelled.
Louched Liver
Aww!
Moss Deaf
likey HellBitch!
Helfrich
I'm passionate for this place.
Louched Liver
Then yer
fucked up.

Welcome!
greeneyes
Mystique? Really, Liver. roflmao.gif


Interesting blog, Alan.

Clearly you have a finger on the place's pulse.
Truly, there is no way to just walk in and
partake of the very real camaraderie
that has been accumulating itself
over years' kindnesses (small and large).
We've seen each other's scars, some of us.
Made exchanges in the ultimate local currency of "Looking a Fucker in the Eye."
Seen each other through some heavy shit, sometimes. Real shit.
Been sounding boards, proponents,
or just an oasis of consistency in an unpredictable and challenging world.

A person might sense it, sure
— walking into the local bar —
that some of the locals have more common mileage than the pitcher of Pabst between them
or that two guys and a pitcher can sometimes be a reassuring signal
that the world will still be turning tomorrow.
It's personal, though.
It's interpersonal.
It's not for the gawking masses.

Under the surface — you're right — there's a deep well of benevolence, gratitude, and respect.
Welcome.
artemis
That's the best thing I've read about "absinthe" in a long time, or maybe ever. The blog I mean.
Louchelooker
Nice.

(The blog and what Peeps said.)
Louched Liver
I'm assuming
by "blog",
you+Artie mean-
fascinating interview.
DrinkSlinger
Looks like Liver is now the Official Lounge Spokesmodel™.
Louchelooker
Well, I guess since the "blog" is an
interview...I mean.....

Nice.

(the interview and what Peeps said.)
Louched Liver
It was a tough
competition, but
I deserve it.
Louchelooker
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Louched Liver
X 25,000+ posts.

Correcto, amigo.
artemis
I meant the interview. I had to look up "blog" recently to find out what it meant. Charlie don't surf. I click on maybe one out of ten links that show up in these forums.

It gives an accurate (afaik) picture of the history of this forum.

It gives an accurate picture of how commercial (and otherwise) absinthe has developed. Or not.

It's entertaining.

The questions were well structured and the responses were clever and creative.

I like pictures of real women.
Louched Liver
I'm nonplussed.

Purty xure you'd
like the 3D Peeps
too.

She's very real.
Louched Liver
I occasionally
have the bruises
to prove it.
greeneyes
QUOTE(Louchelooker @ Jul 15 2007, 03:17 PM) *

me...

HA!
alanmoss
Peeps, thanks for the welcome.

I think both Liver and I enjoyed the process: I struck lucky with the questions. Liver is a natural (as you all know) and didn't need any prompting.

In all this, it was clear to me that there's a great book (maybe even film) about the Lounge, its place in absinthe, and what it means to you all (I can hardly say "us" yet). Who's going to write it, Liver?
Helfrich
Who else?
eric
This place is the book.
Louched Liver
I was just
gonna say
that!
Louched Liver
The wiki of
whaddafuck.
Louched Liver
A Louche Fest
almost made it
onto a tv xow.
Louched Liver
That's the 1/2
assed way we
almost do things
in a valid manner.
Crosby
QUOTE(alanmoss @ Jul 15 2007, 08:20 AM) *

So I cut the Crosby bit. Shame since it was about the only bit Helfrich liked and I want to keep him happy. Crosby's going to be pissed when he finds I've cut his lines.

Um, no.
Louched Liver
Thought so.
Since they
weren't yours
anyway.
eric
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jul 15 2007, 03:32 PM) *

I was just
gonna say
that!


Ha!

I wuz chanilin da may youre'
Louched Liver
Better lay
down before
ya get ill.
Louched Liver
You're a bit
frail compared
to me.
Louched Liver
The visions may
boil your brain
pan and spine.
Louched Liver
You have yeoman's
work to do for the
former biggerest
state.
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