Well?

I say

I'm the absinthe bloodhounds gifted schnoz will lead him this way...

Huh?
Are you drunk already, Porky?

I can offer to PM him the Emy Emp's route.

Drinking and driving is illegal.

Is pulling over to drink also illegal?

Felis: It all depends if you keep on drivin' babe!

Flying and drinking is much more fun!

Nothin like the 4 dollar airplane minis!

Naw, I pack my own. And tonic water is free. Haven't had a problem yet.

I hate flying. fucking uncomfortable as hell. So I take two minis of gin, and 3-4 benedryl. Ask for a can of tonic, which they always happily oblige. Then down the benes with the gin, and in a short while, I'm either passed out or at least in the hazy semi-sleep state where I stop caring how bad my back hurts.

Osama and Saddam be damned! The real terrorists are those sneaky little fuckers who design airplane seats.

I feel your pain. I'm 6.4" and my knees always hit the seat in front of me. Once I got stuck in the back seat of a plane. The seat was pressed right up against a wall, so it couldn't be reclined. It was also the middle seat. I had to sit hunched over for 5 hours with my arms in my lap, and my knees hitting the seat in front of me. I woulda been just as comfortable sitting in a box in the cargo hold.

Now whenever I fly I take strong pain killers and drink a couple of shots before the flight.

Wowser, this thread has gone 2 different directions in just a few replies. AWESOME!

Louchie should set up a'travelin' and he should stop by each star on the map-o'-absinthe.

It'd be called the 1st Invitational Trans-continental Absinthe Pub-crawl!

And how tall are you?

6'4" ? You look so small in the avitar.

Oops, right. I meant 6'4".

Fluff has lifts in his shoes.

I like, I like.

Me too.

Even if I get to keep the Mini Mansion,
there may be a big road trip brewing.
Too much shit way to up in the air at
this point. February will bring more info
and clarity.

Clarity? Who wants that?

Window-washers.

And alcohlics.

and alcoholics too!

And me!

My fingers have been drinking.

"i'll have two fingers on whiskey"