For you coffee snobs
who live somewhere
that the best beans
you can get are
Starfucks, may I
recommend
Coffeebeandirect.com
?

Really good coffee, yet
cheap and quickly
delivered.

Nice.

Another, mostly for those who are roasting.

Thanks for the link livah, I'll have to check out their green beans.
My snobbiness has ratcheted up a notch and I roast my own now,
I was gonna post another link, butt elf beat me to it.

I'm not surprised
you go the extra
snitty step.

I've been buying from sweet Maria's and this coop as well.

Green Coffee Coop

Looks cool.

Surprised you don't
grow yer own.

My lazy-ass has been instant coffee whore lately.

I'm trying to sprout some beans.

No luck so far.

Don't you have to have them xit out of something or something?

We'll have a nice batch of freshly roasted coffee at HAN II.

There is one specific coffee that is shit by a cat, and another that is shit by a bird. Those are specialty coffees that are high$$.

I understand that you can germinate green coffee beans, but it is difficult. They have a much higher germination rate if you have the whole bean before it is processed.

You misspelled "processed".

Coffee makes me shit too.

Me too. Maybe I should start selling it.

You must be referring to Kopi Luwak, the prized civet-shit bean (AKA cat-poo-ccino).

Personally, I've always been interested to sample some weasel barf.

As gimpy said
there's also Jacu Bird coffee from Brazil,
basically the same thing,
butt from a bird.

Hey, stop posting so I can
stop reading and get going.
I'll be over there in a half
hour or so. See ya.

Hurry the Uck Fup!

Bastidges!

He doesn't know it yet,
but he's helping me make dinner for Glassy tonight.

Bunny?

No, palatable,
I'm guessing.

Grilled salmon and boiled
veggies. Ummm, mmm.
Then grilled figs for dessert
with mascarpone, triple sec
and honey. Ummmmm,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Taquitos for a late night snack.
Only me though. Geyboy is
too snitty for taquitos.

Thanx for the invite bitches.
Or is this a couples thing?

Threeway.

Geyboy, Glassy and Louchie?

I think the new Mrs. Garbageman would be a bit peeved.

She was.

Sorry Dinks,
It was a last minute thing
based on garbage schedules.

Damn that garbage, and it's erratic schedule.
You can't depend on anything these days.

You can depend on Jack setting fires.

You can depend on the Grate H selling Spin.

You can depend on Ted selling Ted.

You can depend on me being drunk late at night.

...and we can count on the naive buying into the spin.
At least until they take a swig and realize they've been duped.

Oh, and you can count on me being drunker than you. On a cause I'm 3 hours ahead of you.

You got an open invite. The two and a half hour drive would suck on the way home though.

I'd pass out in the garbage truck.

You could always just stay
overnite. Then drive back
in the morning. I got a
trampoline at my place.
Geyboy don't have one
yet so it wouldn't be as
fun at his house.

You shouldn't call your new bride such names.

I call her many names,
but trampoline ain't one
of 'em.

It's been that long eh.

Already not
bouncin' off
her.

Ooooh.