WTF?
Info?
US Legal HG?

Belly up, bitches.
Let's get Lounge
on this.

Hiramsinthe? Or maybe Zsinthe . . .

A Lounge brand would be grate.

Not Zsinthe.

Heard.

Weard.

It doesn't seem to fit the profile of anyone I know, or am familiar with.

Some renegade HG'er that never shared.
Bastard!

Did anyone read down into the Canadian absinthe? Sounds like total shite.

Most stuff that cums from there is.

Hiramsinthe then.

That will save me some money.

another Authentic Suisse Lableue Style Absinthe™?
Will Butty be hyping it?
just $300/ liter.

So, some American dipxit got Fabien to fire up his oldskool still and burn off a few hundred liters of "New" Authentic Suisse LableueStyle™ absinthe.

Grate.
At least the label is better than the Halloween approach lucid used.

Still waiting for an American Absinthe.

It'll happen.

Someday.

Hopefull it'll be the best.

Hooo Ahhh.

I've no doubt.

WhoooooWeeeee

I've contracted a suisse dude to make absinthe that I can sell in the US = I have very little skillz and I want to make some money.

I just spit some ability out of my nose.
Thanks.

Just try not to spit any ability out your ass.
'cause you could add assbinth, some raw egg, and make an LDF Frappe.

Ha!

Unless he or his
minions sez other-
wise, seems to be
Hiramsinthe.

The network here
is tighteous.

And as far as
absinthe from
BC?

huh

I guess we shouldn't talk about the suisse frappe. Bunny hates that.

As for Hiramsinthe, we all know there's a cover just to get in the door and eat stale chips.

I'm guessin' he's
not toutin' bonerxip
on a 'cuz it's easier
to shill that way.

Or, mebbe he'll
c'mon over here,
where he used to
hang out, and his
tag was County
Chocs, and that
didn't piss him off,
and he slept w/my
dog for 3 days,
and he said he'd
like to move to
Atown, and he
enjoyed an LF,
A LOT,
and set all this
straight.

Or.

Um, no.

Not necessarily. I hope not - none of the Swiss have any clue as to how a Verte should be.

"Marteau" seems very like something for a particular member, though.

Member=dick?

Fits.

Wear it?

Maybe he's partnered up with Moonman . . .

Wrong side of CanuckyFuckyLand for that, I thought.

The moonman casts his light everywhere.

'Specially
where the
sun don't shine.

The Marteau Verte looks a little like...

Mebbie it's a plot to make Lucid seem drinkable by comparison.

*zap*

I'm just guessin'
here. It was xitty?

No, I didn't think the label was that bad.

He'd have his own portrait on it.

'zactly. Of course, it could be someone else wanting to muddy the waters. The other bottle is lacking the trademark signs of irreverent humour.

I'm waiting for H's gratest creation since himself,

Naah - Grate H would know to write "de la Maison", and his kind of humour doesn't let him indulge in intentional misspellings.

Wrong size bottle for the US market too.

It's his label.

Label?

Who's gonna
bring an oh snap
for that?

...™

I retract all my statements. I think it's unintentionally funny rather than intentionally, though.

Should have stuck to Dutch - at least he's got someone close who can proofread it.

If anyone is interested, I will post my summation of All Things The Lord™; what happened between myself and The Lord™; generally what I think of The Lord™; what I think of this Marteau...if anyone is interested that is, otherwise I won't waste my time...