Guess we can
fire Waffle VI.

I consider myself relieved from my duties.

You did your
job too well.

I always thought it would be neato if Sixer had the ability to highlight our mistakes in red and leave notes.

That's a lot
of red on my
soul.

You know I only care about unintentional spelling mistakes.

Butt yes, some days such a feature might actually slow you down by a couple of hundred posts per minute.

I vote for Dinky's idea.

Here, in its entirety, are two actual message received yesterday from two fine, young-adult scholars.


You should have witnessed the rolling of eyes, the gnashing of teeth, the utterance of expletives.
Fondly, I thought of the Awful Waffle,
one of the last living proofs
that we once lived in a world
that was civilized and — you know — articulate.

Ahhh, recruiting college students to participate in research. I remember it well.
The frustration.
The "Duh" factor
The realization that your results might be skewed because the sample of peeps is made up morons who participate because they're too stupid to pass without the extra points.

WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS!!!

Actually, I kind of like it when they wear too much makeup.

W/out too
much clothes.

Too much cloth, too many clothes.

You're trying to make me pick up the baton again, aren't you.

Sure, but you can't use your hands, mouth, or feet.

The surgery left him more than able to do just that.

At least when they are older they will be able to apply for sic leave.

That's the first time you've made me smile, Sicco.

Bein' around me
was like shock
therapy.

Barbaric, archaic, and of questionable overall benefit?

Forgot fun.