What's Absinthoman doing with Dinky's towel???

Hey everyone, it's Ned Brew!

Just some random ass peanuts.

I think I've seen this guy at The Cuff:

my oh my, what have i begun?

Ass-peanutgeddon my son.

Ass-peanutgeddon.

DG

I love the smell of peanuts in the morning. Smells like victory.

<---- doesn't like the smell of ass-peanuts in the morning ... or any other time, for that matter.

DG

<---- Smells like ass peanuts at the end of the day. Doesn't like it, just smells like it.

<---- is glad Balz is downwind.

DG

Planting ass peanuts.

And I certainly don't want to know how they are harvested.

DG

That's too bad for you!


Harvesting ass peanuts.

Oh me, oh my, oh! That one elicited a snort-laugh.

Great. Once again, back into therapy.

DG

It looks like CG may have gotten us in on the ground floor of an emerging trend.

Ass Peanuts Explained

Candid shot of Winston, showing his famous "Diving for Ass Peanuts" technique.

Oh my god.
At first, this was very funny.
Now I'm just sort of frightened.


therearenosuchthingsasasspeanuts
therearenosuchthingsasasspeanuts
therearenosuchthingsasasspeanuts

i rule

Buy it by the case Here

Go to Spirits, the link only takes you so far.

too quiet in here.
just when you think it is safe,
ass peanuts surprise.

You know, I was just wondering why you've left this thread alone for so long. Eight days .... Way to show that restraint.

DG

ass peanuts ass pea
nuts ass peanuts ass peanuts
ass peanuts oh yeah

My baloney has
a first name, it's owe ess see
aye are. Peanuts next.

With massive delight
I see we're back on topic.
Peanuts of the ass.

my massive ass is
delighted that the topic
returns to my reign.

BUMP!

does this piss anyone off?