Yep, *poof* it's available at Spirits Corner. Looks like people aren't making enough money hawking absinthe as a hallucinogen. Always nice to appeal to the not-down-with-the-belle-epoc types, I suppose. Expanded customer base.

Now, the real question... Does it actually taste good?

http://www.spiritscorner.com/scriptsing/bu...IdProducto=3452

Like, umm, who cares? Will it make me trip ballz?

What will they think of next?

I bet that would be good if you microwaved it...

...or just add hot water.

DG

Microwave it?



I don't get it.

Read the Weekly ABG Precis under important topics in The Absinthe House.

You'll feel like Einstein afterwards.

Mandrake!?

I saw on a Harry Potter movie that they scream when you pull them out of the ground.

I don't know if it is true or not, but there is a legend that they scream when you pull them up. I think it was one of those "myths debunked" things, that some guy showed it was actually a high-pitched squeek caused by the main root being seperated from the small roots, and pulled past them quickly as you pull it out of the ground.

Or something like that.

whoo 100 posts!

2 or 3 weeks ago 2 friends and I polished off a bottle of SC's Mandrake Liquor. It tasted quite good, kind of pepperminty; very pleasant to drink. As for being hallucinogenic? It just made me a little more absent-minded than I usually am and no more hallucinations than usual either.

Then fuck it.

It'd be cool if it screamed when
you poured it out of the bottle.

The legend of mandrake root screaming when you pull it out of the ground comes from its resemblance to a miniature human body.Therefore when you pull it up you are killing a little person.

A drink with sound effects might be fun,but I do'nt know about screaming.
How about some Pink Floyd?

There's this cafe here in Copenhagen called Kruts Karport that serves some so-called absinthe. They claim that it contains mandrake. But then again, they also claim that absinthe in general is supposed to be made of wormwood and mandrake.

I've tasted their stuff once. Didn't make a great impression on me. I remember it as some mostly harmless pastis-like re-animator juice.

feelthiscatass

'zactly

but did you drink it the right way?

This following is from SC's e-mail I received yesterday:


Lovely. Getting high thru osmosis. Isn't that what we used to call a "contact high"?

considering alcohol of any sort is absorbed through your tongue/mouth MUCH faster anyway, all they are playing off of is jr. high school science class.

The alcohol gets into your bloodstream faster, thus, you feel high quicker. Shit, if you let a moutnful of beer sit on your tongue, you'd get drunk quicker then swallowing it.

AND I KNOW Jack knows about the 'butt trick'. . .

Ewwww.

well, witches DID put drugs on their broomsticks and rode them.

i think that Jack's butt trick involves running ribbons around a gaypole.

This is where 'Jethrow' jumps in with the obligatory 'Coffee Enema' link that got him so much love when posted to the old lounge...

Now 'THATS' how you do an eye opener...

Up yours.

Brown eye opener.

One thing I don't recall the article specifying: Did he take it black or with cream and sugar?

so ahh says "Rectum, nearly killed em!"

Woohoo! Finally made 100!

Back to the thread topic.

Is anyone going to try this Mandrake?

SC's three bottle set looks interesting to me mainly 'cause I like the other two in it.

MH and RB's and Kaffe Versinthes (My Eye opener---inserted in the proper end! )

Come up with a justifiable reason to buy it and I might.
Peppermint taste - no.
Swish like mouthwash ritual - no.

how about if it made the ass-peanuts chafe less?

Uhh...

I'm afraid to ask but,What?

:PTFA:

Haven't your heard? CG is King of the Ass Peanuts.

i rule

See?

it's kind of funny that you can't really see where Linus' other arm is.

Maxim magazine is generally a foul word here, but has anyone ever seen their found porn?

yep. i used to subscribe to them. until they started shilling men's hair dye.
(no, smartass, it's not because i couldn't use any)

so i missed the whole absinthe scandal.

When I heard about the absinthe article, I bought it. Normally I buy it based on if the cover makes me salivate or not.

...Long Live the King...

Oh Snap!

Thank god I'm not an ass-peanut.

DG

Awesome pic of CG, by the way.

DG

But you are an ass peanut:


DA BED WETTER

Great ... once again, spoke too soon.

DG

SLAKEHUNTER

I don't know who this slake is, but that's a damn funny picture!

DG

Off. Jack Batemaster:

O-pie:

DG

hmmm...I always suspected.


1888 and Larry W.

Not to worry, it's just puppy love.
(which is illegal in California, by the way)

DG