It would be lovely
if they understood
the pimportance of
aging.

I was skeptical until
I got my ass schooled.

It's readily apparent, but,
if they're just out to make
a bucky-fucky quicky on
the kewl quotient, why'd
they care?

Aging makes some absinthes worse, like Lucid. The flavour popped more when it was new, now it's pretty flaccid.

Sounds like porn talk.

Lucid needs a fluffer.

and it's in a bottle that looks at you. I don't like my booze looking at looking at me.

FNG(Fuckin New Guy)
Couldn't find any introduction thread. So here it is, Hi all

Liver, we've got fresh meat for ya.

oh boy

DeadWad,
One word to
learn here:
TONE.

He's from Manhattan, it shouldn't be that hard to tone slap him... unless he's one of those people.

Advice- Just think of this place as the seedy bar you accidentally walk into.

Sure you could be a pussy and turn tail, or you can just belly up to the bar, order a drink and join in the fray.

Just don't laugh too loud, flash your cash, or sit on someone else's barstool.

Good point, Edouard. Next we'll have booze that asks for the car keys.

This is as good a place as any. Tell us aboutcherself, whydon'tcha?

O.K. greeneyes
I've worked as a cook,therapist and actor. My obsession with Absinthe started in April and has been spinning out of control ever since. my monthly tad is around 6 to 800 a month, I have a thing about having a stash. Republicans and the religious reich just piss me off.I enjoy a good debate. All my good friends are artists of one kind or an other. There's more but I think this is a start if you want to know more just ask.
great smilies cheers to all

Oooo.

My dog is a gun toting southern weirdo.



We will get along fine.

How about juvenile
debates and hissy
fits?
Those we have in
abundance.

If'n a tad is like
a tab, that's a
xitload to spend
on hootch.

$6 isn't much
$800 is a good month.

HA!

Some might be willing to push in his stool.

CALLING LOOGIE!

Hey, Loogie. Hey, Loogie.

Time to take out the trash?

That's his
wife's line
now.

Boy do I feel all warm fuzzy inside, you're response(to all who responded) was underwhelming . I need a drink. I will return.

Hey Le Gimp-cute pooch.
Cheers to all

No - you need to sober up so that you become aware of English grammar again.

Again?

Your assumption may not be justified.

Hope springs eternal.

Oy snap!

Gosh, if you're bored, there's always the fucking off to be done.

HI
To sixela,TheGreenOne,mthulli,and greeneyes.
Real glad to hear from you.Now that I see we're going to be close friends.
May I claim this barstool as mine?

To greeneyes
With all do respect sir but, I WILL NOT FUCK OFF.But thank you kindly for you're generous offer.

To all others
looking forward to touching base(as it were).If the four mentioned are a fair representation of this motley crew.
Then were off to a good start.

cheers to all

Was this sentence like an excercise, to see how many different types of mistakes you could cram into a short phrase?

I'll ask Mr. Peeps
what she thinks.

Too many spaces omitted.
Too many capitals omitted.
Too many dots omitted.
And apostrophe again.
You should better read this.

Not before you

HA!
You still have that.
It was worth about 1,000 words, just then.

For Edouard's reference:
That is an image of me.
Despite the baggy pajama top
and the man's hand pasted in,
I think you can readily discern that I am not a "sir."

Off you may not fuck,
but the-fuck-up you should surely shape.

Hey Eddie, the only tip I can give you is to read profiles. Otherwise, I can't tell if you fit in or you're making an asshat of yourself yet. Heck, I may not even know the difference yet, here.

Yup, ya got that right.

Um, yes.

He's gettin'
less wordy.

Which is good.

This place is getting more and more
surreal everyday. Either that or
I have been working too many
doubles without a break and the
stench of trash is finally getting
to me.

Yes and
Possibly.

Is surreal
a bad (lieutenant)
thing?

Dunno. It's a Wafflonian thing.

Kinda always
been our MO
here. Keeps
the Normals out.

Belgia omnis est divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolant Wafflae,...

Waffles, windmills,
whatever...

Welcum to the Twilight Zone.

Incontinent Wafflae?

Hey all
GO FUCK YOURSELF AFTER YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

That you think anyone would care shows a disturbing detachment from reality.

Now please go fuck yourself -- somewhere else.

5 posts and
every fuckin'
one a gem.

Please explain
yerself, DeadBard.
I think we'd all
love it.

Why the fuck would you post a "response" over at a different forum?

Who cares.