Bi-coastal insomnia.

I just heard the 1st bird chirp here.

And it's starting
to get hot(ter).

When we both
live in Atown,
there will be
no sleepin'.

All I need is
the King a xort
walk away.

Better be retired
by then, on a 'cuz
we gonna be
real tired by
then.

The thought makes me grin.

Not many restraints
left @ that point.

Crime'll drop.

I'm sure the wimmin folk will go on and on about how we can't manage our own affairs.

We'll get a 1900
cutout to really
scare 'em.

That's the point
of having affairs.

Birds just got their
wakey-wakey call.

I never can tell what
the fuck the diffy in
photons allotted is
that sets them off.

Seems to work on
Normals too, as
traffic is pickin'
up on Tennessee
St.

Even a squirrel
is doin' that squeak
toy xit they do now.

Only sound around here is the groan of my old desk chair. That, and ice cubes.

Stickin' icy Cubans
up your desk chair's
ass again?

That's cold, amigo.

It is gonna get worse. The chair doesn't have long to live.

How's the headrest
on the desk doin'?

Ok, now it's fo'
real light out, and
the avian nation
shut the fuck up.

Huh?

Time to eat,
birdy bitches.

Birds have finally shut the fuck up here. The pot hisses gently and will shut the fuck up as well before the flow starts.

1st mocking bird
at the feeder, 74F
and 82% humidity
@ 6:48am.

AWACSes are flying fearsomely and deafeningly low to land at Geilenkirchen Air Base.

That's German for "horny little church".

I'm in the South!

Another xower
before another
bedtime.

I'm pretty much
geilen and avoid
the kirks.

Those AWACs must
be big and slow and
loud.
Just guessin'.

Oops!

Off topic.

ShPeeDilly willy
be pissedly.

Needs to be softer.

How 'bout
yer head
needs to be
less fatterer?

With out a doubt, that would help.

TBone declines
comment.

Somewhat like Cros, I imagine.

Not loud, no.

Cros's spine-
Sober-!
Drunk-?

An hour and a half
for 36 posts. You're
getting slow.

Trying to catch
Down(s) to you.

Don't worry 'bout me.
I'll be chugging along
like the tortoise in the
race thingy.

W/yer Spayshul trophies.

No trophies. I'll just
win the race. First one
cross the finish line gets
a two fisted anal rape.

That'd be
Down w/the Brown
Syndrome.

I just had to put an
anal rape ref in the thread
so google would have
something to read.

Yeah, right...

O.k. you caught me.

And you didn't run
very fast and I didn't
have to hold you
down very hard.

I would Ha! but
my eyes are burning
red and I'm too tired.
It'd be more like a
ha.

I don't tend to go on and on about that.
When confronted with someone who can't manage his or her own affairs,
I tend to go only once, and not to look back.

Odd.
I forced my self to stay sober last night (It's harder than you think), and forced myself to hit the sack by 3am.
I had to turn off the lounge, it made me want to drink.