As good as insomnia.

?
You're on the pipeline bitch.

But drugs are bad.

Look to God instead.

He's dead.

At least
to me.

Damn,
Not again.

College town
drugs=xit.

If there was
a god, I could
get good drugs.

Yeah what the fuck?

If coke were a spider you'd be taking pictures of your anus.

Skips a generation
(states).

I'm basically
in GA.

I keep tellin'
you fucks.

Lookata goddam
map.

North of Miami
ain't here.

Just go dig a hole on the beach somewhere, there's gotta be duct tape wrapped packages all over the place.

Oh I get it. You're in "grab the cans" country.

Shhhhh! Be vewy quite, we'we hunting thetans.

Next to the
turtle eggs
you can't
touch.

Right.

And Tally ain't beach.

SEE A MAP!

Hold on a minute.
There's not beach where you live?

WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
Why are you in FL.
No beach,
No drugs
No good beer.
Nasty things that bite your ass...

Peeps.

Refute that.

Good reason.

The onliest I'd do this for.

Oh fucking hell!
You ain't even near Ol' Org Town

Sar!
My bad!


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Not near anything
but despair, ol' chum.

You got that right.
FUCKING DAMN!

Come see it,
for real, now
that B. can
fly like Peter
Pan.

You'll love the
Lil' Cheerio
even more.

I don't know when the next trip will be.

But it'll most likely be NOLA.
Maybe you can meet us there.
It's only a few miles to the left, right?

6 hours.

Worth it to see
you fuckers.

We could take
the train, if it
ever ran again.

God forbid there's a family of turtles nesting somewhere on the tracks.

Opposite direction, but we have all forms of hell here:
World Champion Turtle Killers

Quit yer bitchen, you're only a centimeter from the water.

About what the vet bill is for one run-over turtle.

Theoretically speaking, if there was a person and a [insert any form of wildlife here] crossing the road and I couldn't avoid both, I'd hit the person every time.

Practically speaking, I really don't want to go to prison and stay awake at night worrying about anal rape (there ya go, Google!) so I just do my best to avoid hitting animules at all costs.

I was driving home from the country in a rainstorm once and the road was covered in migrating frogs, thousands of them. No place to pull over, had to get home. If you've ever seen the Seinfeld episode where Newman is driving the burning mail truck at the end, that was me. Like torture, it was.

Lake Jackson is the
same water hole
here that completely
drains down a
sink hole every 1nce
in a not too rare often.