BBC's Planet Earth.
Only seen the 1st
disc and it's amazing.

I'm sure they're happy to hear that.

Just kidding. It blew me away too. I recorded it and have re-watched it several times.
Wait till you see the deep sea creatures episode. There be ETs among us...

What we saw last night gave me nightmares.
I shit you not.

Make him wear pajamas.

She doesn't look
there anymore.

Not that I don't
point it out to her.

And the neighbors.

And the mailman.

Were they narrated by Sigourney Weaver?

She tells me
it was the crocodiles,
not the 20'+ shark
jumping clean the
fuck outtah the
water after engulfing
an adult seal.

Peeps sez a jumbo
xark like that
couldn't even come
into the Gulf, on a 'cuz
it's so shallow, and I
pointed out that a
3 footer could rip
a hole in her calf.

And if we were on
the Gulf, we'd have
to drive back to
Tally, 30 minutes,
if I really hit the
loud pedal in the
BMW, after we put
on the tourniquet.

Coral snake bite?

Same xit.

Sting ray?

Same xit.

Fuck the ocean.

I have enough
trouble w/spiders.

I avoid those scary creatures by living in a concrete covered environment that favours cockroaches, rats, dog shit, vomit on the sidewalk, exploding pipes and terrorist attacks. It's much safer.

Human beings are scarier than a 20 foot shark,
but it's easy to overlook because we see them every day.
Still, I find urban human beings less scary than their rural counterparts.

That's generous of you to call the rural counterparts human.

The Liver got us invited to go swimming in the sticks with some pickers today.
I don't think it's gonna happen.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/stati...ttack/mapFL.htm

Gotta find a way to get all the voting age people in FL to go swimming before the next election.

Very good idea.

Doesn't matter, they don't count half the votes anyway. Better to feed the electoral commission to the gators in advance.




For that matter, the candidates too,

I'd vote for the gator.

Kewl!

Quit being hysterical. Jeb Bush is going to make a fine president, you watch.

Spam!!!

You wanna do that to my truck?

You wanna do
me in that car?

You like Eurofucky cars, eh? WBT can do the truck. I really need to take a nap now. Again.

I love Urow whips.

What's not to like...
sporty, speedy and
grate on gas.

What model BMW is
that, HellBitch?

Not a US
available
1, it seems.

Série 1.

What about the M6

Haven't seen 1.

Sexy ride.

The headlights prolly
cost as much as our
'88 325 cabriolet.

$170K for the beast.

The HellWhip is a 1 series indeed, and what the Licker said.

That's only because you are around the rural counterparts all the time so you are desensitized to them.

Reality is you probably have a better chance of being zotted by lightninig than munched on by a xark.

Xark attacks make better newz though.

And, it appeals to our fear of the unknown (that which we are not constantly bombarded with).

Plus there's the scary teeth.

You should be used to those after a year or two in Tally.

Still pullin'.
Not a grammatically
correct sentence in
about 3 weeks.

That's what Liver tells you when he's obsessed with vagina dentata again?

I detect a theme.