Because they're going to bed now.
They kind of chortle, actually.
Full Version: The House Geckoes are Laughing at Me...
Can they save you 15% or moron car insurance?
I think they eat 15%
of the bugs around here.
of the bugs around here.
Ours would have a better chance if Junior wouldn't keep gumming them to death.
Give him back his teeth.
Oh, I wish I could. Know where I can find kitty dentures?
Do I?
I'm wearing 'em right now.
I'm wearing 'em right now.
Kitty dentures? You put dentures in THERE?! Poor Liver.
Extra stimulation.
It's an archetype known as vagina dentata.
I never quite understood how that came to be an archetype.
Should I chalk it up to the loss of gynecological texts in the middle ages?
Should I chalk it up to the loss of gynecological texts in the middle ages?
QUOTE(Nymphadora @ Jul 24 2007, 10:01 AM) 
Kitty dentures? You put dentures in THERE?! Poor Liver.
Better than this...
Gosh, that's a compelling image.
Compelled my johnson
to duck.
to duck.
Mine tucked right up inside...
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jul 25 2007, 04:06 AM)
I never quite understood how that came to be an archetype.
Because you females scare the hell out of us, but we'd never admit or even realize that.
Kitty, what the fuck is that thing?
Merci!
I've started a
collection.
collection.
From house geckoes
to rape. May as well
make mine anal.
to rape. May as well
make mine anal.
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jul 24 2007, 06:35 PM)
Gosh, that's a compelling image.
QUOTE(Helfrich @ Jul 25 2007, 02:05 AM)
Kitty, what the fuck is that thing?
Killer Condom from Troma films. Rent it.
QUOTE(Helfrich @ Jul 25 2007, 06:17 AM)
Somebody is gonna fucking die from that thing!
Oh the bottoms up glass with teeth in it!
I thought you were talking about the woman in the photo.
I thought you were talking about the woman in the photo.
"Bottoms up..."
Ha!
Ha!
Wonder if they
make an anal
rape version for
the Lounge?
make an anal
rape version for
the Lounge?
That would be a real bite in the ass!
Or bite.
A bit if'n yer
gettin' ass
drilled.
A bit if'n yer
gettin' ass
drilled.
Prol's pullin'
again.
again.
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