Ah. The sheer poetry and ignorance of irony on H5 brings tears to my eyes...



Actually, I think there are better pictures of Pimpmahdora¹ (if I were her I'd go back and hit the photographer with a heel), so adoration of all things Hiram clearly renders one blissfully uncritical.

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¹Yes, even recent ones.

Click on the H5 link.

Or, I'd need an account there.

Cut and paste please.

Nymph says Alan Moss is off limits to her -- married.

I'm replying that the Alabama brainwashing got to her, and add "where's your sense of challenge?".

Dakini painter replies that Pimpmahdora is so beautiful it wouldn't be a challenge for her to ensnare a married man. Which misses a few of the meanings of my reply.

Why do I find this so funny? I must be drunk again.

Would help Cros' tp see the picture too.

Sheesh.....you guys are worse than the cheerleaders at my high school.

I didn't 'ensnare' anyone. It is nothing but friendly, innocent flirtation.

Sixer: you are correct; I HATE that picture of me.

Would help Cros have a few laughs, but it wouldn't exactly endear me to Pimpmahdora.

Wait till you meet Oxy.

Pssst.
He's married, but rich.
Don't they negate each other?

Oh, but I like that -- let's get that straight.

But I also like dangerous liaisons, so what the heck.

Sounds positively Clintonesque. Sure you're not from Arkansas?

I think you were Choderlos de Laclos in a former life, although that past life must've made you a bit more cautious in this life.

I was talking about cheerleaders, not ensnarees (sic).

Sure! Besides, I can be a skilful dodger.

Drinkslinger: I could care less if he is rich. That has never been a priority with me.

Sixer: Thanks for the critique. You make me want to wear a burka.

Couldn't,
The phrase is "Couldn't care less",
as in could not care less.
Could care less means you still have a bit of interest in the subject that is being referred to.
Though that may be true in this case.

Hmmmm.........

Freudian slip?

Are you sixer's little grammar bitch?

Although I have to admit, you are right.

I'm no one's bitch,
this one just always irks me.

In FUCKING deed!™

Music to my ears.

Six is a champ, but he has not yet completely cornered the markets on grammatical and syntactical snarking.

Six is stirring xit.

Brooks said the young English guy at La Feh was cute. I said I have a cute English accent. Helfrich & I exchanged banter to the effect that I could still have been at La Feh.

And Nymph says I'm off limits, shows her (Freudian) slip, and goes off upstairs to get into something more comfortable (burka).

I'm not Rich: this is Rich.

Damn,
the Lounge is now a high school.

Or whatever the fuck they call grades 9-12 in ol' blighty.

sweet.
This time I'm gonna be in the debate club, since those are all the fucks making the money now.

I thought it was the AV club.

I dunno,
They all looked the same hanging by their underwear.

Or stuffed head-first into the cafeteria garbage can.

I'll be standing
at the bottom
of the stairs to
look up skirts.

Which is why men put women on pedestals.

I like it when they sit on my pedestal.

A rare treat that,
I'm sure.

And, apparently,
yer STILL pullin'.

Grammar go buh-bye.

I like pullin' it too.

Tried it, didn't help.

That's debatable.

And that's a surprise?

Not for years, now.