Elisha Cuthbert is hot, and that's the only thing this movie has going for it.
You get hints of nasty, gruesome torture, but no followthough.

The script is transparent. The ending obvious.

Did I mention Elisha Cuthbert is hot?

No, you didn't.

I bet she's hot.

Who?

Elisha Cuthbert?

She's hot.

Who?

Whoever she
is, she's hot!

I'll say! She reminds me of Elisha Cuthbert.

And we know
she's hot!

She's not to me - at least not on that picture. Looks stupid.

Yeah, Sixer's right!

NO HOTNESS TO SEE HERE, PLEASE MOVE ALONG...

Too hot to move.

I think part of me just moved.

Got a microscope
to check?

The whole fucking setup,
not to mention the advertisements,
make me sick and pissed off.
I don't give a rat's ass what the actress looks like.

Butt she's still fookin' HOT!

A ringing endorsement for disingenuous torture porn.
Subjectively speaking, however, I'm with 6.

...still hot.

Yea, but torture porn is dead. I just wanna stare at her hotness, for a long time.

Is that the dumb ass daughter from 24?

The one that got kidnapped, tortured and held hostage every season? What a stretch.

Yeah, but her challenge, as an actress, was to sensitively portray a young woman, who while suffering the trauma of being taken hostage, and watching her loved ones being killed and tortured, was at the same time monstrously hot. I thought she really captured this crucial quality of the character.

She got the "hot" part right, the other stuff... ehhhh?

This 24,
a tv xow?

Yeah, and there's a hot chick.

Really? A hot chick? On TV? We'll have to try to catch that.

Um, no.

We're not
getting cable.

Peeps, I saw a hot chick in another show, too. And there was one in a commercial for something.








The one in the commercial was really hot.

Well aren't you just
2kool4stool !

Um, no.

Amish.

Not when yer surfin' SeventeenLive yer not.

In spirit, yes.

I wear a big
straw hat and
suspenders.

Oh dear, I hesitate to admit this...
But you've just made me ROFLMAO all over myself.



Whew! What an image that is. Please get a straw hat and suspender for piccies. Oh please!!!!

I'm Amish.

Don't have a
camera.

This "I'm Amish" bit is inherently wrong.

You've got your Hochmut and your Demut flip flopped.
Not to mention the whole *clickity click click click* thing.

Makes me understand why the Greek made statues without the head.

With reduced sex characteristics.

'Cept for Priapus.

What a hardon.

The fuck must have hit a 200% of relevant nerve endings.

Impossible. He had no hands or tongue.

Must have been phallically retentive.

Just another Enormous Dick . . .