That's just....
just...
Dirty.

The dog is licking it clean.

How did it get dirty?

I love the new hairdo, Abby.

Looks too alert
to be Wogger.

And she wouldn't
share the banana.

...at least not with you.

Very good point.

This will get Grim hot:

And the single
brown...

Not necessarily brown.

"Britesmile for Bungholes
Investigating the latest craze in bodily beautification: anal bleaching

LOS ANGELES—"Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?" I received this question from a female reader of my Anal Advisor column in Taboo, and believe it or not, she's not the only one pining for a pinker pucker. Then, this year, an episode of Dr. 90210 on E! featured porn star Tabitha Stevens visiting a salon in the San Fernando Valley to get her asshole bleached."

old news...

Very.

Old 'hat?

Dancers/Pornstars have been lightening their cinnamon rings for some time now.

Fake boobs and bleached assholes.

WTF is next?

Well, you asked.

My mistake.

I didn't ask and I don't think I'll click that link.

Marteau...

I probably should not have read the text.
I need to go cry now.

Pornostars sippin' Marteau while cumming? You have gone too far. If, any commercial is good.

Who knows, even the porn-freak-cummunity might go in for a glass. Times of Draghixa and Rocco Siffredi with champagne or cognac are gone.

I like the before and after photos
in that link Geyboy.

If only our
Pussy could
be made over.

Ha!

With language like that, it's obviously targeted at women engineers, and God knows there aren't a lot of them around (and, pity the souls, two thirds of the ones who studied with me ended up married to a male engineer).

A pity they didn't differentiate between static and dynamic friction, though. Slackers.

Har har har.
That's grate.


Except that in some cases fakie hooters and silky cinnamon rings are aesthetically pleasing and enjoyed when sucked upon.

Indeed!
Ya gotta give the Liv the credit when it's due.


That was good.