Twas bold of
a Newbian
twat.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

I'd eat it

Callooh! Callay!

My apologies for being just another dumb fuck in Eurofuckyland. Just thought we swill people were all old, fat and ugly. I'm sure I will make more alarmingly gross generalizations in the future as well. If you resemble my description, well, we have something in common, then. And I have a house full of Ikea, as well, onacuz I only came with a backpack and all my inflatable furniture was punctured in transit. Deflated. Which should work well for me, but it doesn't. Sorry.

OK. I'm back for Pop's.

Got drunk with him .

So,. Smoker is going Prok of course.

Somebody send me somethig to drink tomorrow.

I got some prok on the smoker.

Got some beer, but I'm running low.

Help.



No sheit.

The best times! May you have many more.

Just finished the prok. Damn I'm good. I feel like a tick, ready to pop.

Ho, xit that looks good!

I just shot a load.

Skomed prok
is the new pron.

I have an irrational fear of and disgust toward ticks.

And an abiding
ambivilance
towards pricks.

Thank Jah.