can i please go home now?


10 minutes and counting....


9..

You're failing to divert the gun control thread with your jokes too. What a sad way to end the day.
You made me laugh, for whatever that's worth.
'Course, I'm sort of perpetually delirious.

they're just jealous because my gun is bigger than theirs.

Ahhh.
Silly boys.
(or ARE they....???)



I'm splittin' the scene!
Bye-bye!

have a good day, Lammy.

see you tomorrow.

i have to make like a fetus & head out.

I liked the jokes in the gun control thread as well, CG. Just two different thoughts on a controversial issue.

Yeah, and sometimes I just need to joust with someone a little bit. Helps me blow off steam and, uh, keep from shooting people.

You'll have to excuse Skeeter. He's from Washington State.

...

Well said BRIMSTONE PUSSY.

??

Pot? Kettle, how ya been!

Jack & Skeeter= Ma&Pa kettle

I'm not from Washington State. Seattle is a bit different than the rest of the State. Seattle is full of hippies who don't like guns, the rest of the state is full of hippies which carry guns.

i've always been way too poor to be a hippie.

Son of a motherless goat indeed.
I'm so fucking bored my eyes are beginning to cross.
Could this day possibly get longer?
Somebody tell me a joke before I

ditt-fucking-o


How do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it, silly!

Did you just make that up?

nah, it's a kids joke.


how about:

What's an old lady's drawers taste like?

depends.

Alright. I’m SO bored that I figured it would be a really fun thing to do to go across the street and hang out in the Duane Reade for a little while. And it WAS fun, let me tell you. I come back and hit “view new posts”. And EVERY thread there was last posted by

(drumroll)

CG!

Thank you for keeping me busy.
Do you have Tourette's?



(edit: I misspelled Tourette's!)

i've only ever needed one.

fucking weasel

how bored am i now?

look at the fucking board.

christ i am sick of hearing myself talk today.

Is it better if I say it?:

how bored am i now?

look at the fucking board.

christ i am sick of hearing myself talk today.

much.

at least i know it's not just the voices i am talking to.

Are you sure?

That looks like fun. I think I'll try it too.

Nope. Not that fun. Mostly just made me queasy.

i am doing this in my chair right now.

i hope nobody i work with walks in.

You know, I believe you are,CG.

A cowboy was getting insurance when his agent noticed two trips to the hospital in the last year. "You listed two trips to the hospital but said you had no accidents last year. Why'd you go to the hospital?" he asked.

"Well, I got kicked by a mule 'bout 6 months ago and a damned rattler got me 5 weeks back" replied the cowboy.

The agent asked why he didn't put those down as accidents, to which the cowboy replied "Hell, those weren't accidents. That blasted mule and snake got me on purpose!"

Ugh, bad joke.


A child's nightmare:

CG, a message for you that might make you feel better-

I start work in two hours and will be off shift 0300 your time.

damn those time zones eh?

It's all good. Are you off at 5?

four minutes.

but i'm not counting.

2 minutes. Have a drink for me tonight.